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Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.Have a Terrific Tuesday!
Today is National Chocolate Fondue Day
Dip it. Dip it good! This national day encourages you to put that useless fondue pot you were given on some anniversary or birthday to its proper use: melting down bits of chocolate and sharing it with friends. Chop up some apples, dangle a few cherries or get savory with some pretzels. That's right, fondue is not just for cheese anymore!
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Good morning everyone and Happy Tuesday :) Wishing you all a marvelous day :excited:
Good morning :-). Wishing everyone a very Terrific Tuesday :sweet:
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A blonde and a
brunette were watching the 11 o'clock news. The news
was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $50 the man
is going to jump."
The blonde replies, "Okay you're on."
Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette
$50.
The brunette says, "Listen, I can't accept this money. I watched
the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then."
"No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5
o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
Good morning....ski day :excited:
Morning everyone, happy hump day! http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4773856998457598&pid=1.7
Lame Duck Day
Not about your poor injured pet, this day is to commemorate the 1933 ratification of the 20th Amendment about presidential succession. After each election there is a period of out with the old, in with the new, where the old president does his best to seem useful while the new one gets all the attention.
