SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[travelgeek]

A bird shart on my new car. How rude.

birds seem to have radar which automatically zero in on new or freshly washed cars.

[Patty Smyth]

My neighbor came by with his new dog. A 2 month old PUG named Sasha, OMG cutness overload and puppy breath. It was hard to put him down he is adorable.

[Natalka]

OMG! Have I been living under a rock? I've never heard of that word before! I just cracked up at your posts (which I badly needed)!

[Natalka]

Aw, Patty, a little pug must be really sweet!

Well, I liked getting the shart giggle because I just got back from the dentist where I got a bottom back tooth extracted. Rather, pulled out by sucking big pliers (I opened my eyes at the wrong time!)!
So, nine needles. Cripes! I told them, give me the good drugs and give me lots of them right away, so we don't have to play this dance.
Give a few needles. Wait. Prod. Ow. Give a few needles. Wait. Prod. Ow. Repeat.

At least it was a decent experience because the tooth came out in one piece and relatively easily; I didn't cry, the tears just flowed and I was still shaking after it was done.
I go back on the 22nd to get another one out.

Thanks for listening...

[VeeVee]

Aw, Patty, a little pug must be really sweet!

Well, I liked getting the shart giggle because I just got back from the dentist where I got a bottom back tooth extracted. Rather, pulled out by sucking big pliers (I opened my eyes at the wrong time!)!
So, nine needles. Cripes! I told them, give me the good drugs and give me lots of them right away, so we don't have to play this dance.
Give a few needles. Wait. Prod. Ow. Give a few needles. Wait. Prod. Ow. Repeat.

At least it was a decent experience because the tooth came out in one piece and relatively easily; I didn't cry, the tears just flowed and I was still shaking after it was done.
I go back on the 22nd to get another one out.

Thanks for listening...

OUCH! I hope your in not to much pain!!

[Patty Smyth]

OMG! Have I been living under a rock? I've never heard of that word before! I just cracked up at your posts (which I badly needed)!

I think we did about 100 posts on some thread one time just on the shart word. LOL

[Natalka]

Vee, I'm still all frozen up... we'll see later. Dentist just said to take mega-Advil, to double dose once I thaw, for the next 24 hours.
But I feel my jaw already, just from the prodding and keeping it open.

[Andit]

Had a huge lunch, so now having celery & dip for dinner (more dip than celery, since I can't stand that particular veggie).

[Patty Smyth]

Had a huge lunch, so now having celery & dip for dinner (more dip than celery, since I can't stand that particular veggie).

Celery is not a food, it is merely a transportation mode for dip.

[DH666]

Finally saw our new van; I like it!

[DH666]

[Natalka]

Finally saw our new van; I like it!

Has she been keeping you locked in the basement???

[DH666]

Has she been keeping you locked in the basement???

No, she picked it up from the dealer today and I first saw it when she came to pick me up at work. We have an arrangement: I pay for it and she drives it.

[Patty Smyth]

Ah, you should mention that you have absolutely ZERO interest in cars and I am the one that always goes and gets them. LOL You never even washed the last one and I have proof.

[Patty Smyth]

The George is on Larry King.