SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[DH666]

Got our youngest cat fixed yesterday. Went in at 10:00AM, came home at 8:00PM and it's like nothing happened; started terrorizing the other cats and ran around like a maniac. If I had my nuts chopped off, I would slow down a bit, but hey, that's just me.

[Patty Smyth]

How can I put up my decorations when it's 16 degrees outside?

[Patty Smyth]

Love it when people think that I won't call them out on something and find out they are actually wrong and breaking the law.

[gryphon]

Ive just had a rather unusual experience. I was walking at the university and somone asked me if I was the person who called for a taxi. Ther person in question's name was Hussein. I am not middle eastern, (Im of Slavic Jewish Descent) and said to the driver who asked me, that Im not middle eastern, and he said, I looked it. Weird.

[Andit]

Saw the cutest pup today, a black & white polka-dotted husky (apparently Dad was a Dalmation). Good thing I wasn't able to kidnap him, or I would have had to pay the price with my roommates.

[Andit]

Rumour has it my new neighbour is a famous actor. Haven't met him yet.

I saw a cranky person in the distance being snarky with someone. Hopefully, that was just a visitor. Or he was dealing with moving day crankypants syndrome.

[itsjustmebub]

<--- is growing her nails.

[gryphon]

I have a question.
If a guy has a large ammount of chest and back hair, does that make him more manly? And if he has a smooth back and chest does that make him less manly?

[Psychojo213]

12 people from my work won the LottoMax, 21.5 million. So happy for them but also very envious. I'm good friends with one of the 12 and she is can't believe it.

I'm surrounded by people winning money, it's just not me. Another couple I bowl with won 10 thousand from the Heart & Stroke draw.

They say things happen in threes.....maybe I better buy a lottery ticket or enter some big contests.

[Andit]

I have a question.
If a guy has a large ammount of chest and back hair, does that make him more manly? And if he has a smooth back and chest does that make him less manly?

The most "manly" friend I have is 5'8", thin & clean-shaven (he shaves his legs cause he used to be a swimmer & the habit stuck). He always has a ton of girls flirting with him & is tough as anything.

Hair has nothing to do with a person's attitude.

[gryphon]

Ah, nothing like a fresh cup of Tim Horton's french vanilla coffee to start the day.

[ccmp1974]

Looking for energy.Anyone have some to spare???

[gryphon]

I ate dinner at a kosher all you can eat buffett restaraunt tonight. I just spent the last ten minutes barfing it up.

[Ami1984]

reading post and giggling every so often

[Patty Smyth]

I have pink eye