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is still waiting for baby to arrive - go to the hospital today for more monitoring.

good luck to you and baby :)

Wondering what to do today...

I think I should go rescue my seadoo sitting on the beach's edge. I hate the cold. I should see if we have a fisherman suit, with the long pants. I do have a wet suit, but its the short version, wont help me much. BRRRRRRRRRR

I hate doing other people's work:(

Enjoying the sunshine, not enjoying the cool weather. Critters are napping in the patch of sun by the window, thinking of joining them.

Taking DS swimming, then breakfast, then have a list of about 10000 things to do maybe i'll get one or two done today.

Just finished picking up all DS's toys off the living room floor, stuffed them in a garbage bag and tossed them outside. He wouldn't pick them up. Little booger doesn't seem to upset about the loss of his toys though (even his precious toolbox).

Ok, so I'm a twit. Been thinking all day it's Oct 3 not 4. Gonna have to make it up to the cat, it's his 3rd b-day. Gonna have to bake his liver cake this aft instead of tomorrow morning. Oops.

Oh boy DS had 4 hours of swimming today I better start cooking.

hello all!

Hi Sniff, well I just wolfed down supper and have to get back outside and try to put things away between rain showers. Got about 1 hour of daylight left. YUK!

I just bought my first pomegranate. how do I get to the good stuff inside?

So eatting a pomegranate, is like eatting kernal of corn.

We went shopping today - Sam had the biggest tantrum so I carried him out of the store (didnt realize until we got to the van that he was just digging and scratching into my arm - have huge gashes where he scratched out my arm). Owie ow ow ow!!!!

Parenthood isnt for wimps! ;)

Well, DS finally realised that his toys are gone. He wanted to help daddy put something together and couldn't find his tools, then remembered that they got "thrown away" this morning (in the shed). They'll come back in a week or so if he can prove that he can take care of his things. Maybe I'm being mean, but I hope he's learning a lesson.