poor dh, slowly going insane...
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poor dh, slowly going insane...
Off My Leg - Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean.
That explains a lot.
Oh Attila - Attila the Hun was the great conqueror of the world. How did he die? Of a nose bleed on his wedding night.
I said don't touch me there!
You Are What You Eat - When we die, we detriorate much slower than humans did in the past. Why? It is believed to be due to the build up of preservatives in our body from what we eat during our life.
That's why they don't cremate the Irish. It takes them too long to put out the fire.
Very Very Interesting - The Chinese symbol for trouble is two women under one roof!
I knew that!
No School for You - Starfish haven't got brains.
I know a few humans that imitate starfish pretty well.
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Originally Posted by kool_105
Lock me up!! :shock:
I am the keeper of useless information. So named by Patty. :smartass:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andit
Apu is Bigger Than You - The country of India produces more movies than any other country.
There better be subtitles!
Messy Mesopotamia – Mesopotamia was renowned for its modern advancements. The streets, however, were nasty. They were filled with rubbish.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
NFL, Cows and Footballs – Enjoy watching your team move the old cowhide? It takes 3,000 cows to supply enough material for the footballs needed in an average NFL season.
Hide! PETA is coming to the Superbowl!
Eiffel Tower Facts – The Eiffel Tower is known to everyone, but odd little facts are not. It has 2.5 million rivets, 1,792 steps and shrinks in height when it gets cold by over 5 inches.
Vive la France!
Good night! That's all for now.
lol finally
i feel so lonely