Conversation Between Gold Lion and Stewy

7 Visitor Messages

  1. You are right on with the Devils Brigade. A few of the original members attended the graduation ceremony when my sons group was done. Will likely be the last one they attend as they are well up in age.
  2. Well done Gold Lion. Good thing you didn't try to write that after coming down from a tree. Hard enough keeping things straight at that point without having to start from the end and work backwards.
  3. Darn, the webmiester forced me to post my story in itty bitty parts. Have you ever tried to write a story backwards?
  4. Here's a little tale that I hope makes you smile.

    My jungle buddy, the sloth, was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint.
    (not that Stewy would ever condone this practice, leastwise not in the dry season)

  5. when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Sloth! What are you doing?'



    The sloth said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
    So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the sloth where they enjoyed a few joints.

  6. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
    The poor little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.



    A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

    The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with a sloth in a tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
  7. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the sloth was sitting, finishing a joint.



    The crocodile looked up and said,
    'Hey you!'

    So Stewy, I mean the sloth looked down at him and said,



    'Fuuuuuuck, dude.... How much water did you drink!?'
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