CONTEST OVER: Natalka's "I've got too many 'turkey' coupons!" contest!!!

[Natalka]

Yes, "turkey" coupons - the ones I have in my coupon envelope, but will never use! Well over $60.00 in value, a wide variety of coupons: grocery, beauty, cleaning, etc.
Post something regarding Thanksgiving - what you are doing, cooking, a picture, a quote - whatever strikes your fancy!
Post as many times as you like; one winner will be chosen by random Sunday morning (sorry, can't give a time, depends when I will be making my cabbage rolls!).



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WINNER is baggypants! PM me your address, and I'll get them out to you asap!
Thanks, everyone!

[dealsniffer]

am I the first one? Well I am very thankful for my family and that my sister and brother in law are having a baby in November and he is healthy! Our family is expanding!!!

[Natalka]

Yay, dealsniffer! Is that the first time you will be an auntie?

[loveblue]

thank for doing this
i will be make a pie ,turkey ,salad ,cookies my favorite lol ,
wait a minute -lol i know what i will be doing sleep most of that time and relax and grandma will be doing all that work .
lol i will be help oh course make a pie -it a lot of work ,but it smell too good to eat ..can't wait

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

loveblue, it's great that you have a grandma to still do all that!
Relaxing is what a holiday is for, too!

[dealsniffer]

yes this is the first time I am going to be an auntie and I can't wait! Well neither can my sister and bIL and my parents and my other sis! My parents are going to be grandparents for the first time too and they are still getting used to that one!

[Natalka]

It's 3 p.m. here, so the bar is officially open!

[dealsniffer]

LOL
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline,
where people call to get advice
how to cook a Turkey from the experts

* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to
find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer
the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the
bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still
running around outside."

* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't
Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California
wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu

* Then there's the time a lady was picking through the frozen
turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough
for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get
any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

[dealsniffer]

<BIG><BIG><BIG>The Silver Lining to the Burning Question</BIG></BIG></BIG>
<BIG><BIG><BIG>You Burnt the Bird? </BIG></BIG></BIG>
<BIG><BIG><BIG>A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful!</BIG></BIG></BIG>

• <BIG><BIG>Salmonella won't be a concern</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>No one will overeat.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>Uninvited guests will think twice next year.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>Pets won't pester you for scraps.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>The smoke alarm was due for a test.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>You'll get to the desserts quicker.</BIG></BIG>
• <BIG><BIG>You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.</BIG></BIG>

[Natalka]

That's so cool dealsniffer! I was 10 the first time I was an auntie!!! It's because my oldest sister is 14 years older than me! Plus, she and my mom were pregnant at the same time - my sister had her baby in April that year, and my mom in August - so my younger brother and his nephew are the same age, lol!

[dealsniffer]

What did the mother turkey say to
her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now,
he'd turn over in his gravy!

[Natalka]

Those are funny, dealsniffer! I'm making a ham, so I'll really miss turkey, it's one of my faves.

[FunShopper]

i am thankful that the bar has finally opened!

[dealsniffer]

Natalka that is funny! My dad's family is similar-he was the 11th of 12 kids!