Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Mmmme...]

Following Instructions

John related to his doctor, "It has been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."
His doctor questioned, "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"
"I sure did!" answered John. "The bottle said 'Keep Tightly Closed'."

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When my husband and I decided to rent a car and drive to Oregon to visit family, we discovered that many rental agreements come with restrictions. After several calls, I wearily asked a sweet young agent if her company had any restrictions on taking its rental cars out of state.
After a bewildered pause, she replied, "Well...you have to bring it back."

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The following is a reply that had been included on Brit Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
~ I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks

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Silver Jubilee

I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper...
I read one this morning. It said, "What's the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty-fifth wedding anniversary?"
And you know what the answer was?
"Morning Sickness."

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."

[Wallie]

Look i made it .

We are a bad bunch to be needing version 4 so quickly , just look this tread is only 2 hours old and we are already on page 3 HEHEHEHE

[runt158]

hello all I'm here as well. Hope all is well for everyone and hope maggie gets better soon.

[the H team]

afternoon Q sters,

holy christmas trees! what a busy day again & then they change the thread. i went to enter a RWW, hit post & "POOF", you're gone. took quite a while for it to come back & then it says "CLOSED". but if you thought you could get rid of me that easily............ you're WRONG.
I'M BACK!

thanx for the RWWs, trivia answers & reps.
HAPPY HUMP DAY!

[WULFMAN]

hi folks ,,,, found the new thread here

[NatureBug]

FOUND YOU!!

[rock lobster]

Gotta be on page one!!...not even close , pg. 3 news.

[TO_Harley]

Hey what's going on???
I leave for a minute and you change the locks and move on me?
You can't hide... I can always find you.

[the H team]

speaking of christmas trees, there's only 7 months left till christmas.
still waiting for the hot weather.








RWW-core

[heartgirl99]

rush ww ===> core

[rockit]

RUSH w/w - 1:19pm - core

[CocoBurp]

present and accounted for!
just dropping in to say "hey!"
hopefully back tonite to rep and catch up
:O

[NOTLER]

"The B.C. govenment will unveil its plan in Victoria Wednesday to try to reduce the impact of the HST.
Premier Christy Clark has said the tax needs to be fixed and she has been promising bold and smart measures to do that.
"We are going to do our level best to make sure we are addressing the concerns that people have," Clark said Tuesday. "We are going to have to do it within provincial jurisdiction and with the tools we have in our tool box."
The premier admitted B.C. families are feeling squeezed by the HST: a recent report pegged the cost at $350 a year for the average family.
Clark told delegates at the recent B.C. Liberal convention that she is concerned about the HST adding to the extra financial squeeze families are facing......NDP leader Adrian Dix calls the government's maneuvering a cynical and desperate move.
"It doesn't change the fact that this is regressive tax that they misled people about and they now want to find yet another way to push through," said Dix.
Dix says the government should scrap the tax — not look for ways to fix it.
The provincial government plans to mail out ballots in a binding referendum on the tax within a few weeks. Results are expected in August.
The HST, introduced in July 2009, became law last July and combines the five-per-cent federal goods and services tax with the former seven-per-cent provincial sales tax into one 12-per-cent value-added tax.
The HST has been a huge political headache for the B.C. Liberals ever since it was introduced in July 2009, less than three months after the Liberals won their third straight B.C. election.
The uproar over the HST prompted a provincewide repeal petition campaign led by former B.C. premier Bill Vander Zalm. More than 500,000 British Columbians signed the petition, forcing a referendum next month that asks voters if they want to repeal or keep the HST.
Former premier Gordon Campbell announced his early retirement last November — 18 months into his third term — practically admitting he had become the public face of the HST and the government couldn't move forward until he left office."

I hope Norman Bates, errrrrr Dalton McGuinty is paying attention for once in his term.


I wonder if Ontario laws would a allow a referendum to could get this thing reversed too? Or maybe a petition has already been started?

[WolfDio]

I ran over as fast as I could.

THANKS, AmberLab!!!!

I guess my TiCRH will be followed by YouTube Links and no longer Embedded.
Looks like I am on a Roll...
I Expired Ver-2 and now Bogged-Down Ver-3.

Me Thinks I will have to find a New Original Way to start Ver-5.

[Knottythots]

Good Afternoon everyone, this thread is a lot faster. Thank you for the over night words.