Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[22hicks]

Good morning all. I hope you have a great day.

[Knottythots]

Good morning

Heartgirl thanks for the parking rates

Hicks good luck at the dentist

Romeo – congrats on the new gold heart

[The Jester]

It's Double Gold Time , thanks to Every1

Romeo Romeo, wherefore heart thy blues & pinks?
Congratulations

[alohamom]

Good morning and congrats to Romeo

[The Jester]

Good morning all. I hope you have a great day.

Good morning Hicks. Hope you have enough left over from the dentist to buy a protective helmet for Jake's playtime!

[The Jester]

Wishing our own Tom Petty from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers a very happy 64th birthday! You can hear Tom on SiriusXM Deep Tracks every Thursday at 5 pm EST for his Buried Treasures show. What's you fave Tom Petty tune?

[ecat444]

[ecat444]

Sorry about your tooth 22, I guess it must have hurt Jake's head too!!!

I broke part of my tooth a year ago and the dentist says I have a few options one of which is having it pulled and an implant put in. Since you just had one HG how was it besides the BIG price tag, did you feel anything as in was it painful at all?? I procrastinate a bit when it comes to dentists, never had one pulled either not looking forward to that!

Congrats on your Gold hearts Romeo!

[rock lobster]

Toronto!!! Are you ready!!! Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band are coming to the Air Canada Centre on JAN 24th! The fanclub Pre-Sale is Oct 21 10am local. Visit www.bobseger.com for more info. On-sale is Oct 24. Tickets: http://www.ticketmaster.com/search…

I last saw Bob Seger at the C.N.E. , Loocie fed me beer at the beer gardens and
we took the Alpine ride back to the Princess Gates at the end of the night.
Some or all of this may or may not have happened.
Things are a little fuzzy.
Loocie denies any knowledge.
May have been a different red-head.
Only the Shadow knows for sure.

[heartgirl99]

Sorry about your tooth 22, I guess it must have hurt Jake's head too!!!

I broke part of my tooth a year ago and the dentist says I have a few options one of which is having it pulled and an implant put in. Since you just had one HG how was it besides the BIG price tag, did you feel anything as in was it painful at all?? I procrastinate a bit when it comes to dentists, never had one pulled either not looking forward to that!

Congrats on your Gold hearts Romeo!

gotta love fentanyl, ecat!
had fairly extensive bruising afterwards (i couldn't ice it you're supposed to) but very little pain. took a couple of t-3's as the freezing wore off but didn't need anything after that. the next step is done back at my regular dentist. the surgeon only did the extraction and implantation of the anchor. the cost so far is about $3000.

[rock lobster]

It's raining...can you tell?
I'm bored.


You may or may not remember the old-time Jewish comedians: Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and many others.
Perhaps you may have only heard of them. I for one miss their kind of humor. Not a single “F”-bomb word in any of their comic routines shown below:

* A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable? " The man says, "I make a good living."

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!

* Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea.

* My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen replied, "So did my arthritis!"

* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand? "The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears. " Doctor: "Don't answer!"

* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking. "The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."

*Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

* Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

*The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that the reason for this is because Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.

*There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from law school.

Q : Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A : Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

*Q : Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A : It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."

*Q : Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A : They never let anyone finish a sentence.

*A man called his mother in Florida . "Mom, how are you?" Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak. "The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days. "The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days? "The mother answered, "Because, I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you should call."

*A Jewish man said that when he was growing up, they always had two choices for dinner - Take it or leave it.

*A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband. "The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Q : Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A : Under the vacuum cleaner.

Q : How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A : (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."

A Jewish mother gives her son a blue shirt and a brown shirt for his birthday.
On the next visit, he wears the brown one. The mother says, "What's the matter already? Didn't you like the blue one?"

Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.

Q : What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A : Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

Q : Why are Jewish Men circumcised?
A : Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off

[ecat444]

kitties feeling guilty...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRxNSRA7Rg

[Knottythots]

Hi, I have gone though the 800 pictures I took of Fleetwood Mac and here is what I narrowed them down too. It was a great show and I would recommend going to see them in February.
This is part one of three.

[Knottythots]

Hi, I have gone though the 800 pictures I took of Fleetwood Mac and here is what I narrowed them down too. It was a great show and I would recommend going to see them in February.
This is part two of three.

[Knottythots]

Hi, I have gone though the 800 pictures I took of Fleetwood Mac and here is what I narrowed them down too. It was a great show and I would recommend going to see them in February.
This is part three of three.