Limerick Authors NOW exposed! Winner and runner up writers now posted!

[CentrallyCalm]

Write An Original
Limerick
Contest!

SC members Exclusive!

Prize:
WINNER WILL RECEIVE:
Coupons & FPC!
$40 coupons (NO CFK) + choice of 1 FPC

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Congratulations to
LittleMoe0
for her winning entry,
which not only succeeded to WIN the Limerick writing contest;
but in driving Shaman nuts for the weekend!



The Authors for each Limerick are now posted!
Thank you to all particpants!!
This was fun!

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Shaman's Harem
LittleMoe0
There once was a fellow named Shaman,
Who loved the attention of all women.
He became a Smart Canuck,
and with angels and sheer luck,
He now has his very own Harem.

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Winning Entry Wish
WandaJean
There once was a forum called SC
with samples and freebies a-plenty
Giveways and contests galore
who could ask for anything more
except for the winning entry

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Chopper's Chest
LitesandSirens911
THERE ONCE WAS A LADY NAMED COPPER
WHO RAN OUT OF GAS ON HER CHOPPER
SO SHE HIKED UP HER DRESS
AND SHE STUCK OUT HER CHEST
TIL THE COPS SUDDENLY SHOWED UP TO STOP HER

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Jenny's Penny
LitesandSirens911
THERE ONCE WAS A LADY NAMED JENNY
WHO HAD A PET CHICKEN NAMED PENNY
SHE STARTED TO CHOKE
ON A PIECE OF COOKED YOLK
AND OUT FLEW THE REST OF HER BENNY(AS IN EGGS BENNY)

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Jack's Back
LitesandSirens911
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED JACK
WHO SLIPPED & FELL FLAT TO A "CRACK!!"
NO ONE CAME TO HIS AID
NOT EVEN HIS MAID
SO HE DIED OF A BROKEN BACK

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Carnation Shower
LitesandSirens911
THERE ONCE WAS A DOG NAMED YOWERS
WHO LIKED TO GO WIZZ BY THE FLOWERS
HE LIFTED HIS LEG
AS HIS NEW OWNER BEGGED
"PLEASE DON'T GIVE MY CARNATIONS A SHOWER!"

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Olay WUB 3
Miztia
There once was a deal on Olay
The price I would sooo gladly pay
Buy 3 and its free
you have to agree
Its gone now, oh what a sad day!

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Discount Glade
Miztia
There once was a shopper who paid
full price for a product named "glade"
I laughed "what an arse"
"that price is a farce"
Its discounted for me, plus I "made"

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Lonley Coupon
HealingSage
There once was a coupon so boring,
It stayed in the envie adoring
No one could it see
Accepting that he
Could go shopping and save thus exploring

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The Savy SC
Baggypants
There once was a couponer from Sc
Who shopped and saved with glee
Read all of the posts
Repped all of the boasts
And could out-SCOP you and me!!

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Jelly's Tummy
BlueJellyBean
There once was a beaner named Jelly
Who liked SC much better than telly
She did hot yoga at the gym,
Rolled over on a whim
And landed right flat on her belly.

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Winning Gal
LittleMoe0
There once was a gal who had joined Smart Canucks,
She was looking to find contests, save a few Bucks.
Oh to her suprise,
She had won a great prize,
to all her New SC friends, she's so lucky.

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Contest Addict
HiThere
Some say I’m a contest-o-holic
But I believe it is simply symbolic
Of a need to believe
If I try I’ll achieve
A high without drinks alcoholic!

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Boo Who!
Weeeooojr
There are coupons, freebies, contests too,
All in a forum owned by Boo.
With your saved money,
go buy some balony,
and maybe a new pair of shoes!

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Ode to Smart Canucks
TheKaraokeChick
There is a place called Smart Canucks,
Where you can trade coupons and save yur bucks.
You'll find friends, contests and games to play,
But be Careful it's Addicting and you'll be on all day.
So join SMART CANUCKS and you'll be on your way!

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Learning to Save!
TracyWoodbeck
I joined a group of coupons and such.
I have followed many like a duck.
I love the new friends I meet.
They are all kind and sweet
I have learned so very much.

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Koala's Addiction
Koala
There once was a Koala on SC,
That searched for the ultimate freebie.
Addicted to Wisp and Glade.
Aware that she had it made.
Her eucalyptus smelled fresh, like the sea

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Newbie Wishes
IslandGirl
There is a newbie that wishes
Her coupon addiction did dishes
FPC's and Freebies
Make her drop to her knees
And she likes to win many prizes

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Coupon Song
FreebieHunter
The prices in stores are just scary
but coupons make everything merry
without them I know
it my top I would blow
it and end up all
mean, green, and hairy

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Calm's Claim
Soars
There was a young lady named Calm,
Thought a contest just couldn’t do harm,
So she made up a thread,
With a prize – so she said.
Now we’re all in a state of alarm!

[Haleine]

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[Littlemoe0]

Waiting to read all of them, they should be funny.

[shaman2263]

I can't wait

[Littlemoe0]

Folks did a great job, congrats, there all winners.

[CentrallyCalm]

All of the entries were great... that's why I knew that a poll would be the really fair way to choose a winner.

The submissions were cut and pasted from my PM and I added a title and colour... I apologize for any spelling errors in the titles (I saw one, and couldn't edit).

Thanks for voting!

Tracy
CentrallyCalm

[CentrallyCalm]

Vote!

[S J]

voted ! great contest , all entries are great!

[FallenPixels]

I voted

[tommygunn]

Voted! Was fun to read 'em all!

[sumi]

voted!
great job all...

[S J]

i hope we get to know who wrote which ones.

[WandaJean]

voted! they were all great

[CentrallyCalm]

i hope we get to know who wrote which ones.

I sure don't think that will be a problem... the only part that was anonymous was for the voting.

and just so you know...

Shaman... did not write about himself and his harem!

Calm... (that's me) I did not write about myself (actually, I put my Limerick's on another page... in with the Timmies $10 GC give away... I didn't enter my own contest... although I suppose, I could of... it is anonymous. But, then, if I had won... who would I give the envie too?

[Weeeooojr]

lol. Everyone's voting for the one about Shaman.