For $500 would you.........?

[vesper]

suburns? Lol you put suntan lotion on.

Yes

Would you eat old fruit almost to the point flies found it

[vesper]

Would you dress up as cookie monster at a posh fashion show & walk the runway

Yes

WOuld you same, but as a space alien

[alicia]

Sunscreen can only do so much. And you'd seriously eat cockroaches!?

Depends on the fruit.

Would you break out into "Hakuna matata" in the middle of the zoo by the lions den?

[vesper]

Sure, I took survival training (cockroaches are a plenty in Texas)

Yes
(i'm off my game today, so I am going to recycle some I used on Dan OK)

Would you prance around the mall for a couple of hours in a snuggie?

[alicia]

Heck yes, especially the leopard print one!

I also don't have any good questions really, so....

Would you (your question)?

[vesper]

Yes. I have a blue one

WOuld you return a box of condoms to the pharmacy, citing they expire after 5 eyars... never go to use them?

[alicia]

LOL, nope, I was accept the loss.

Would you buy yeast infection cream and say to the cashier "oh I really need this - it itches so badly!"

[vesper]

Yes! lol! For $500
Would you tell a woman on the street that you wrote a poem about her jugs?

[alicia]

only if I could rap it to her.

would you go up to an old lady on the street and offer her a paper with "$50/hour" written above your digits?

[vesper]

Uhh yes for $500

'Sorry wrong guy' would you say this to cop on the street after kicked him in the backside?

[alicia]

Sure, I'd just play it up and pretend to be a ditz.

Would you eat A shot of "devils blood" hot sauce?

[vesper]

Yes I think so, if you took me to the ER after.

Would you nude model for the senior citizens art class?

[alicia]

Women or men? If it was all old guys that haven't seen a woman in years, yeah definitely not.

Would ​you model nude for a seniors art class?

[vesper]

Old men probably there, but can they see that far?

Sure for $500 I would

With obvious great exaggeration, stuff your bra and hang around the mall for a couple of hours?

[alicia]

I've always wanted to look like one of those girls on Maury who had 34M ta-tas, LOL, so yes.

Would you put on a coconut bra and hula skirt and dance down main street?