For $500 would you.........?

[alicia]

I don't want frost bite, so no.

would you walk up to an unhappy looking stranger and pie them in the face?

[vesper]

Oh my goodness I was going to use the pie in face next!

Yes I would!

would you pie your own face in front of a person campaigning for office with large crowds?

[alicia]

Sure - as long as its a good tasting pie.

Would you walk into a strip club with a bucket of KFC but really you have a hole cut in the bottom, and you show your bouncer our handiwork? (this really only works for Dan or vesper).

[vesper]

Snort! How did think of that!! I made a mess here lol!

No I don't stick mini vesper in strange things ever!

After I can't think of anything new, will come up with an old one.

Would you swim in pool and then loudly say 'can someone help me find my top'?

[alicia]

I think I saw that on a sketch comedy show but with popcorn at the movies.

Only if I was still wearing my top.

Would you eat a hairbrush full of hair?

[vesper]

Gross! No! Not even mine. Yuckl

WOuld you call up a plumber and ask him to come over.... you are in the bathtub and got your toe stuck in tap?

[alicia]

I don't think so...

Would you eat caviar straight from the source?

[vesper]

Not me.

Would you swim in a pool with 30 toddlers in it to?

[alicia]

I don't enjoy swimming in pee, so no...

Would you wear a turkey on your head and scare people a la Mr Bean, or Monica from Friends?

[glenglen]

No!
Would you wear all your clothes on backwards for afternoon in public[mall or coffee shop]!

[vesper]

yes

would you wear winter cloths from waist down, summer from waist up to the mall?

[alicia]

Snow pants and a tank top, sure

Would you go strutting on a beach in a very (guys)skimpy speedo singing "do you like my banana hammock"?

[vesper]

You bet! Just not around here

Would you?

[alicia]

I would do that, assuming I had something sort of like Borat with a little bit of coverage up top.

would you get on a plane and make a call just as you were about to leave saying "yes, i got it on the plane and ready whenever you are"

[vesper]

No that might cause a panic and me getting tossed

Would you order a hot dog from a vendor, then after paying for it, chuck it at a car in traffic and then try to buy another?