For $500 would you.........?

ah...forget middle name, danger is my first name....yes LoL

would you eat something you know you are allergic to?

No. That would have to be a cat. No way I'm eating pussy.

Would you get a tattoo of a random name on your butt?

not my butt, but anywhere else yes. if it's small, it would just blend with the tattoos i already have

would you point a laser at your eye for 5 minutes?

no (I like to see)
would you tattoo a tear drop on your face?

heck no, im not that much of a rebel

would you tattoo the whole bottom of your foot black?

No (because I’m a big wuss)
Would you get locked in a black room for 14 hrs?

i'd try to, but i'd probably cave half way through

would you go through the phone book and prank call every single number under smith.

Yes and that would include my mother who is a smith... Lol.
Would you get Smartcanucks tattooed to your forehead?

helz NO!
would you go without meat for 3 months?

not even for $5000!

paint your finger nails 10 different colours and leave them for 10 days

Yup! that's easy money!

Would you dye your hair purple for a month?

sure
would you move to phoenix

ok

would you pay my airfare to phoenix?

does it cost less than 500?

would you hitch hike if not?

for $500? no

... take the greyhound to san jose?