For $500 would you.........?

sure... if the seniors can do it so can I plus the Road Warrior didnt seem to mind it! LOL

take candy from a baby?

yes (babies shouldn't be eating candy anyways!)

would you do the chicken dance at a heavy metal concert

Sure. I'm sure they're all too stoned to notice.

Slam dance at a traditional wedding?

Oh yes I would!

eat some cooked dog, like they do in certain countries

No. Puppy is not my idea of dinner.

Would you eat whale?

Yes!

Would you streak in front of Stephen Harper?

yes...

would you lick a stranger's face?

first feet, now face? you must have some weird fetishes.
no i would not lick a stranger's face unless she invited me to

eat road kill?

depends.... I have my share of bad beaver

gain 15 pounds

Sure.

Would you deface a Canadian and wear it?

never LOL>... I stand up during the anthem when I watch sports!

look like a stick figure

How does one look like a stick figure?

anorexic i guess would be more accurate

I wouldn't want the disease, but I"ve been classified as under weight before, so yes.

Would you fake a back injury to get compensation?

nope

watch a fencing match