For $500 would you.........?

[vesper]

Ha! I went to 1st Baptist in Houston Texas when I was growing up, and most were probably NRA members, so I know the kind. So yes! I'd sing:
'Kiss you all over' by Exile (Circa 1976)

Same thing.... but in your boxers and bow tie only?

[GoJays]

hmm.. boxers and bowtie.. i'd be kicked out for indecency.. nope

would you bury yourself up to your neck on a beach full of crabs?

[vesper]

Oh I take it you're not a dude. My apologies (Blush blush blush)

No. I fear little, but I fear ocean animals.

Would you hold a sign in downtown Calgary saying 'Will work for food, smokes and a 6 pack'?

[GoJays]

lol.. no worries.. my avatar and name is rather ambiguous

but yeah, i'd totally do that.. i've been to calgary, i liked it.. just so long as it's not wintertime

would you spend the whole day in the july sun with no sunscreen, no shade and wearing only a speedo?

[vesper]

Ha ha, no I burn rather easily. Further, I would never be caught in a speedo.. maybe the $50,000 thread.

Would you hitchhike at 2AM in your bathing suit outside the Erwin Motor Inn Tavern?

[GoJays]

i don't recognize that establishment but i'm assuming that is less than savory.. so no.. besides, i don't do bathing suits.. double no

would you play barbies with 30 3-year old girls for an hour with no other supervision and they're all hungry because it's 2 hours past snacktime?

[vesper]

No way! Oh the worst nightmare ever would be that. I'd do the sun bathing without suntan lotion AND without the speedo before I did that.

Would you bat a wasps nest 150 feet away from safety?

[GoJays]

nope

would you hand-write the story moby dick?

[Darth Penguin]

No..since Meville's alrready writen the book

Would you vote for me as Canadian PM??

[Luisa_101]

Yes
Would you stand barefoot for 1 hour in a busy downtown port-a-potty?

[vesper]

Yuck. no.
Would you do your laundry in a public laundromat including the cloths you are wearing..... in just your boxers and tank top? (I did this once in Banff)

[GoJays]

well since you've given me a tank top this time, sure lol

would you let justin verlander throw pitches at your body?

[vesper]

That sounds dirty. Is he a singer or something? I'd say no.

Would you let Lindsay Lohan wax your legs? (Or chest if you are a man)

[danger_dan]

LoL no

would you punch the first stranger you see in the face?

[GoJays]

bahaha! not a baseball fan, eh?

lindsay lohan? touch me? no thanks.. i like the girl as an actress but i have personal space issues

would you go to africa to live there for a month to help build schools?