For $500 would you.........?

[vesper]

Oh yeah, I forgot meatheads are called meatheads for a reason.

No I won't do that

Would you go to grocery store and ask the produce dept man (assuming it is a man) questions in a seductive way

[alicia]

Sure, I'll ask him all about firm melons, LOL.

Would you not bathe for six months?

[vesper]

No. I'm civil! For $500 LOL!

Would you ask a cop who pulled you over 'Good thing you got me when you did, I was going even faster just before'.

[alicia]

Nope.

Would you dine and dash at a fancy restaurant

[vesper]

Oh well, yes but no. Poor waiter!

Streak while a VIA rail train was going by?

[alicia]

Nope.

Would you act like Tyler Durden in public?

[vesper]

Had to google that. Yes I would.

Would you wear an obvious exaggerated wig to watch a film?

[alicia]

Sure.

Would you you shave your head and tattoo on hair in blue or red?

[vesper]

No tattoo's on head

Would you ask a man (assuming you were not already won) on a date and then take him to Hooters? (kinds of works funnier the other way around)

[alicia]

I am not a man. But sure, been to Hooters before, why not.

Would you take a lady on a first date to Hooters?

[vesper]

Yes. Unless I liked her, then I would reject the $500

Would you decline a date from a man, citing your desire to date greasy bums only?

[alicia]

How did you know my type?!

Would you eat a handful of wasabi?

[vesper]

I have no idea what wasabi is! Sure!!

Would you go on a date with a man and ask him how many dates it takes before you get lucky

[alicia]

It's like a hot Japanese horseradish

Nope, because I decide that.

Would you take a cat around in a purse?

[vesper]

Nope, because I decide that.

No, because I would worry it would get spooked.

Dress in exaggerated 1980's heavy metal fashion and go to the mall for a few hours.