For $500 would you.........?

[vesper]

Depends if the lifeguard is male or female

Would you go in lake, and then shout to people on beach 'Can someone help me find my bikini bottom, I lost it in here'.

[alicia]

Probably not

Would you ride around on a tricycle acting like a little kid and then hit on a girl you ride by?

[vesper]

Yes.

Would you pull a small red wagon (kind for kids) towing a toilet around the park?

[alicia]

Sure. Better than a port-a-potty?

Would you go busk with a ukulele tat you can't play?

[vesper]

I think so!

Would you sing Oh Canada at a nationally televised Blue Jays game?

[alicia]

Sure, no one is going to watch it anyway

Would you start singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at a game in the south and then switch to "Oh Canada" halfway though?

[vesper]

Uh, no!

Would you apply for job at bank, citing your expertise at acquiring millions in stolen loot, lock picking and forgery?

[alicia]

Sure

Would you catch catfish barehanded?

[vesper]

Yes!

Would you put on Bear custom and scare the crap out of tourists in Banff?

[alicia]

Yep.

Would you dress up like a lobster and hang out at the fish market waiting for someone to buy you?

[vesper]

Yes!
Ride bike in bathing suit... in financial district of your city?

[alicia]

Nope.

Would you dress up like a banana?

[vesper]

Yup.
Climb a mountain with a large group of people...then give up when you are only 100 feet from the summit?

[alicia]

No! I don't quit!

Would you bungie jump in a speedo?

[vesper]

No! I don't do speedo... rather be naked!

WOuld you ski in white furry bikini... and goggles of coarse?