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    ... completely dissipated before it was breathed in by the stunned people standing nearby. Oh the moaning and wailing...


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    caused the crows in the air to fall dead onto the rooftops. The firemen..

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    ...came along and sprayed down everything in sight. They were shocked when they found...


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    remains of pirate from 1500s buried in (something) on the rooftop. The coroner was called..

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    ... and he came immediately. Trouble was, he had been having a "liquid lunch" and...


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    umm...so instead of taking temperature of liver to determine time of death,he instead stuck in the mouth of the nearby policeman. This caused some..

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    ...consternation among the people watching. Could they trust this guy to...


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    sew people up when they have a gash on their face. A riot was stiring in the air and....

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    ... the frightened birds flew away. But they were so discombobulated that they flew...


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    oo new word

    flew into the window of a house that was being used to hide criminals. They birds crashed ..

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    ... the big party that the criminals had been having to celebrate their latest bank robbery. When the birds all came in the criminals became so discombobulated that...


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    saying that out loud makes me laugh

    ...that they all tried to hide in the basement fearing the police. The basement was small and had no light source which..
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    discombobulate |ˌdiskəmˈbäbyəˌlāt|
    verb [ trans. ] humorous
    disconcert or confuse (someone) : this attitude totally discombobulated Bruce | [as adj. ] ( discombobulated) he is looking a little pained and discombobulated.
    ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: probably based on discompose or discomfit .
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    ... meant they had to feel their way around. Suddenly one of them yelled...


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    that he was seeing a glow stick. They all..

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    ... looked and realized it was the gang leader's glowing finger! It shone so brightly that...


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