Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[truenorthstrongnfree]

It just got really dark here....

Little Johnny came home on Tuesday afternoon and heard some noise coming from his parents bedroom. Johnny looked in and happened to see his mom in bed with another man. He was curious so he hid in the closet and watched. His dad came home so his mom stuck the guy in the closed.

"Sure is dark in here," Johnny said.

"Who the hell are you?" The startled man asked.

"My name is Johnny, I have a baseball, I'll sell it to you for $50."

"$50, that's rediculous," the man said.

"I'll call my dad, he's a big guy and he'll kick your a**," Johnny said.

So the man bought the ball from Johnny. About two weeks later the same thing happened. Again the man found himself stuck in the closet with Johnny.

"Sure is dark in here, I have a baseball mit. You want to buy it?" Johnny said.

"Alright kid, how much," the man replied?

"$250," Johnny said.

"$250? You're nuts," The man said.

"I'll call my daddy," Johnny said.

So the man bought the glove. About three days later Johnny's dad said, "Son, go grab your ball and glove. Let's play catch."

"I don't have them. I sold them to a friend for $300." Johnny said.

"Johnny, that's a sin. Get your a** in the car you have to go to confession." His dad said.

So the drove to the church and Johnny went into the confessional. He opened the window and said, "Sure is dark in here."

The priest replied, "Don't you start with that crap in here!"

[alohamom]

A much better dream

After this post I am TOTALLY convinced you should win that Lakeport party!!!!!

[6ffightr9]

How's this for a pint sized laugh?!





Gary Coleman's Monogrammed Casket

[electric_viking]

Where do you get to use this pass?

There is a list of golf courses that you access by following the links on that page.

[harleychick]

it is pouring rain here in niagara falls n very dark.

[electric_viking]

Where do you get to use this pass?

O N T A R I O

GTA / Toronto

Westview Golf Club Aurora

The Club at Bond Head Bond Head

Castlemore Golf and Country ClubBrampton
Lionhead Golf & Country Club Brampton

Streetsville Glen Golf Club Brampton

Hidden Lake Golf Club Burlington

Glen Eagle Golf ClubCaledon
Carlisle Golf & Country Club Carlisle

Century Pines Golf Club Flamborough

Angus Glen Golf Club North Course
Markham

Angus Glen Golf Club South Course
Markham

Royal Ontario Golf Club Milton

BraeBen Golf Course Mississauga

Old Pro Golf Centre Mississauga

Cardinal Golf Club East Course Newmarket

Cardinal Golf Club West Course Newmarket

Cardinal Golf Club RedCrest Course Newmarket

Silver Lakes Golf and Country Club Newmarket

Glen Abbey Golf Club Oakville
Joshua Creek Golf & Tennis Oakville

Hockley Valley Resort Orangeville

Metro Golf Dome Scarborough

Rolling Hills Golf Club Championship Course
Stouffville

Rolling Hills Golf Club Challenge Course Stouffville

Rolling Hills Golf Club Classic Course
Stouffville

Maples of Ballantrae Golf Club Stouffville

Royal Woodbine Golf Club Toronto

King's Golf Academy Toronto

Strolf Golf - Fitness Program Toronto

InnerGolf - Virtual Golf Toronto

Southwestern Ontario

Silver Brooke Golf Club Alliston

Tarandowah Golfers Club Avon

Copetown Woods Golf Club Copetown
Kingsville Golf Club Kingsville
FireRock Golf Course London
Otter Creek Golf Club Otterville

Cottage Country North

Horseshoe Resort Highlands Course Barrie

Horseshoe Resort Valley Course Barrie

Settlers' Ghost Golf Club Barrie

Atoka Golf Club Collingwood

Taboo Gravenhurst
Pinestone Resort Golf Course Haliburton

Deerhurst Resort Huntsville
Huntsville Downs Golf & Country Club Huntsville

Cobble Beach Golf Links Kemble

BlackHorse Golf & Country Resort Kincardine

Diamond-In-The-"Ruff" Muskoka

Muskoka Highlands Muskoka

The Rock Golf ClubMuskoka

The Ridge at Manitou Golf Club Parry Sound

Saugeen Golf Club Port Elgin

Marlwood Golf & Country Club Wasaga Beach
The Links at New England Village
Wasaga Beach

Niagara Region

Peninsula Lakes Golf Club Fenwick

Grand Niagara Resort Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls Golf Club Niagara Falls

Thundering Waters Golf Club Niagara Falls

Royal Niagara Golf Club Niagara-on-the-Lake

Rockway Glen Golf Course & Estate Winery
St. Catharines

[Wallie]

"Sure is dark in here."

The priest replied, "Don't you start with that crap in here!"

[maggierocks]

Good one truenorth......

[electric_viking]

these ones too

Stone Ridge at Elliot Lake Elliot Lake
Crimson Ridge Sault Ste. Marie

Timberwolf Golf ClubSudbury

Whitewater Golf Club Thunder Bay

Central & Eastern Ontario

Loyalist Country Club Bath
Trillium Wood Golf Club Corbyville
Oliver's Nest Golf Club Lindsay
The Marshes Golf Club Ottawa

Black Diamond Golf Club Pontypool

and that's only Ontario

[ic_ou812]

Beatles ww is forever

[rock lobster]

!World's most powerful weapon!
Point of view gun makes you see
things from the other person's point of view.

Life , don't talk to me about life.


Arthur Dent: What are you doing?
Ford Prefect: Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur Dent: What's so wrong about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water.


Above all: Don't forget your towel.

[maggierocks]

Cupcakes are ready to be frosted... ever since reading about expiry dates on here I have been using up everything in the baking pantry....... I wish I would run out soon. Shopping at Cosco just cost be a couple pounds... wish they weren't on my hips.....LOL

[harleychick]

it is so dark i needed to turn lights on in my house and my house is basically made of windows.i hope the hydro does not go off i am all alone.and when the power goes out my door bell rings a few times n it is a little scarey when know one is around.

[harleychick]

holly smokes i have company now,nice not spooked anymore but must go.thanks for the words n the reps.

[6ffightr9]

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O N T A R I O

Now it's interesting.

GTA / Toronto