Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[michelem]

Good morning my purple Qbee friends,OK im going on about 4 hours sleep and I wake up to the purple dancing dude,,even commented to heartgirl about her avator pic,LOL
I need to go back to bed ,ok ill just have a xlarge coffee please!
So excited to have the day off ,yahoo
catch ya all later

[WolfDio]

Wild Turkey 101 is bourbon, 101 Proof. Goes well with our thanksgiving buddies, and anything else ... well, maybe not grape ice cream.

Gobble-Gobble... Wobble-Wobble

[tad01]

Gobble-Gobble... Wobble-Wobble

Heheh!

[SillyLoocie]

The very first day in April is one for a little frivolity
Just remember to keep your jokes of the highest quality,
Switching signs on ladies & men’s room is not recommended,
Some people won’t see the humour in that although it is intended,
The salt for the sugar & vice versa is one of the old standby tricks,
There is no lasting damage, & it’s one that you can fix,
Prank phone calls are a thing of the past due to technology,
& you’ll find yourself in the position of making an apology,
Now I must ask some questions about jokes you may have tried,
Or were there jokes that were pulled on you that you took all in stride?
Will you be playing any jokes today?
Will you try & lead a few others astray?
Are you wearing something totally wild?
Are you still in touch with your inner child?
If you can just make someone roll their eyes or laugh,
We could even get Peter to make a Fools-a-Graph!
Be tasteful & kind & keep it refined,
& remember to look out at what may be behind!

[WolfDio]

The very first day in April is one for a little frivolity
Just remember to keep your jokes of the highest quality,
Switching signs on ladies & men’s room is not recommended,
Some people won’t see the humour in that although it is intended,
The salt for the sugar & vice versa is one of the old standby tricks,
There is no lasting damage, & it’s one that you can fix,
Prank phone calls are a thing of the past due to technology,
& you’ll find yourself in the position of making an apology,
Now I must ask some questions about jokes you may have tried,
Or were there jokes that were pulled on you that you took all in stride?
Will you be playing any jokes today?
Will you try & lead a few others astray?
Are you wearing something totally wild?
Are you still in touch with your inner child?
If you can just make someone roll their eyes or laugh,
We could even get Peter to make a Fools-a-Graph!
Be tasteful & kind & keep it refined,
& remember to look out at what may be behind!

NOW I can face the Pranksters at work.
THANK You Dear Loocie!!!!

[WolfDio]

Well, I need to run around a bit before going to work.
At least the Warden did not eat chilly or beans for dinner last night, so I slept reasonably well.
I want to be able to wander outside on this Gorgeous Day, so I will be good to the Warden. {My April Fools Joke on him. It will confuse him. }
Have a GREAT Day Everyone!!
ENJOY!!!!

[WolfDio]

Oh... I am glad about the Purple Thing comments!!!!
Thought I was having a Flintstones Flashback!!!!

[electric_viking]

I guess I'm out of the loop when it comes to the dancing hippo avatars...oh well. enjoy this joke to start your morning. Happy Easter everyone.

> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> 1. He called everyone brother
> 2. He liked Gospel
> 3. He didn’t get a fair trial
>
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> 1. He went into His Father's business
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
>
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> 1. He talked with His hands
> 2. He had wine with His meals
> 3. He used olive oil
>
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
> 1. He never cut His hair
> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time
> 3. He started a new religion
>
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
> 1. He was at peace with nature
> 2. He ate a lot of fish
> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> 1. He never got married
> 2. He was always telling stories
> 3. He loved green pastures
>
> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:
> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it>
> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
>
> AMEN!?!
>

[ecat444]

Good April's Fool's Day Everyone!


8:20 W.W. sunshine

[orsybe]

8:20am - sunshine

[Wallie]

8:20 winning word is - sunshine

[ic_ou812]

8:20 winning word is sunshine

[waynethegolfer]

The 8:20 winning word is ..... sunshine .....

[sgtspeed]

Happy April Fool's Day, virtual Friday and welcome to the middle of summer!! Let's give thanks to all the contributors and may they all have a super long and enjoyable Easter weekend!!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

I just pulled off the greatest April Fool EVER. I switched the M and the N keys on all of the keyboards in my row of cubicles. The people who don't look at the keyboard to type probably won't notice, but one or two of them are look-and-type kinda people... the look of absolute confusion on their faces will be priceless!