Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[electric_viking]

Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an asshole sir.
I know that! What's his name?
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
And his cousin?
He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!

[rock lobster]

Leave karmac alone.
Can't you see the former heartgirl, maybe psells,
and whoever I am were teasing her first.

Disregard this message if that isn't you True North
or you karmac.

Everyone clear?

[heartgirl99]

I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

[Wallie]

11:15 winning word not working at the moment

[truenorthstrongnfree]

11:15 winning word not working at the moment

Works at this moment.

Well, it worked at the moment I entered it. Might work at this moment.

[Strat-man]

11:15 winning word not working at the moment

poet works now

[Wallie]

11:15 winning word working from this moment

[Mmmme...]

Good fabulous Tuesday Q'Bees!
It's too beautiful a day to complain about anything...
We must enjoy what we have outside while we can!

Rockie accidentally let the cat out of the bag.... he is mmmmmme...
and being a little more than 5ft 1, it takes a little getting used to
with him.... - rather not put my foot in my mouth!

So Rockie baby, I see you smiling....hmmmmm...

...later....

*********************************************

How to manage anger:

[Mmmme...]

I used --- earlier as nothing else worked!

11:15 ww....

poet (not working, at least for me)

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Maybe the bear from yesterday's story stole it. Was their car reported missing?

Fight Over Sandwich Leads to Assault Charges

By QMI Agency



CHATHAM, Ont. - Make that a knuckle sandwich.

A 27-year-old Chatham, Ont., woman faces two counts of assault after allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face, believing he ate her sandwich.

Police say the fight didn't end with the first slug. The couple apparently continued to argue and police say she attacked him again later in the evening.

The woman was held in custody pending a bail hearing.

[mossma]

[truenorthstrongnfree]

I guess the interview didn't go well?

Applicant Can Add 'Shoplifting' to Resume

Job hunter allegedly stole clothes from store she interviewed at

By DON PEAT, QMI Agency


TORONTO - Don't leave your resume behind at the scene of the crime.

Barrie,. Ont., cops didn't have to look too hard for an alleged shoplifter who was hunting for a job at the same time over the weekend.

The 40-year-old woman was at a Bayfield St. store for a job interview but after meeting the store manager and handing over her resume, the woman was spotted on store security cameras allegedly lifted several items, police said.

She bolted with the items and the store manager, who was in the backroom at the time, called the cops.

Police attended the store and, as they say in their press release, "easily identified the thief using her resume."

Investigators sifting through security footage also found the woman had been in the store the previous day.

Police allege she is on video stealing the clothing that she wore for her job interview.

The unidentified woman has been charged with two counts of theft under $5,000.

"It is unlikely that she will be getting an interview in the near future," police concluded.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

"MAYBE we should chug on over to Mamby-Pamby Land, where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, ya JACKWAGON!!!

[Lee03]

[the H team]

this news just out RL is a reported serial repper. be on the look out this crustacean. last seen on the SCer thread in this universe, but has been know to go to the alternative universe. been also reported that the crustacean is trying to become Mmmmme. beware.