Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Mechman47]

Ozzy Osbourne

ACC
Sat, Nov 27, 2010 07:30 PM

On sale to General Public Start: Fri, 09/17/10 10:00 AM EDT

[ecat444]

Wow getting moved up at the ACC to better seats than you paid for is a real bonusI've never heard of that happening! Congrats!


Wow, $15 for a pound of grapes, how do people live way up there? What kind of salary do they make?

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone!

Sounds like the concert goers had a great time!

After yesterday's blah weather, I feel much more energized today with the sunshine. The critters, however, are still stuck in nap mode.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

[tartanrocker]

Morning all, yup, it's me, hi, how y'all doing?.....pardone my MIA status this past while, gawd, I am soooo stuck in neutral these days, it seems..... haven't done a bloody thing in the longest time.....I go on here, sometimes I read and do a bit of catch-up, ( congrats to ticket winners, and happy b/day to anyone I missed...and the usual round of mega thanks to those who scour about for codes and words for the rest of us), and I haven't even repped in a while, although dammit, I am doing it today....
...I just HAVE to get my arse in gear, this sucks in my head right now....sorry to be so gloomy on a beautiful sunny Friday morning.....maybe I'll try and 'fake it till I make it'?....however, doing a grocery shop isn't high on my list of incentives to smile....except when I open the package of Farmer's Market chocolate chip cookies....O....M...G!!!.......TR

[electric_viking]

Not sure if this has been posted before but I'm sharing anyway.

Tiger Woods drives his new Volvo into a gas station in St. John's on
his tour of Newfoundland, Canada.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland
manner, unawares as to who the golf pro. is.... Top of the
morning to you etc., etc

Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump, and two tees fall out
of his top pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey Son?" says the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.

"What're dey for?" enquires the Newfie

"They're for putting my balls on when I drive" says Tiger Woods

"Jaysus!" says the Newfie, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of f**kin'
everyting!!!"

[tartanrocker]

What can you say about our forum that hasn't been said before?
When it comes to helping one another, we all count in the score,
TO_Harley said it all & summed it up precisely,
& Argo’s earnest email to David expressed it so concisely,
All of us would love to win & that my friends is how we are driven,
But, we’re always glad for someone else, & we all know that’s a given,
Some of us seek simple prizes like a vacuum or a TV,
I once knew a guy who was overjoyed by winning a CD!
So keep the words & codes a comin’ & keep this place rocking,
We all contribute how ever we can, & at times we can be shocking,
Chers only got 14” in the divorce & I’ll leave that one alone,
Cause if I made a cheeky comment, you’d think I was bad to the bone,
Thanks for being the nicest bunch of cyber pals, that I’ve ever had,
& to think when I joined over 2 years ago, it was just a passing fad.

Love Loocie
xxx

hehehehe!!!....good one, Loocie!!!....TR

[Andit]

If anyone is having problems deciding what to wear this morning, spray on clothing might help:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11339057

[Wallie]

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '

I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the beotches..

[Wallie]

Chers only got 14” in the divorce & I’ll leave that one alone,



Love Loocie
xxx

[tartanrocker]

have a round on me

...ooooh, look at all the pretty colours!!!....can I have a sip from each one?....TR

[tartanrocker]

I thought absinthe made the heart grow fonder?

....I was gonna say something like that, but I just KNEW someone would pick up on it!!!.......TR

[tartanrocker]

That's absolutely ridiculous. $529.50 to sit at the very BACK of the floor? Do they at least provide you with lubricant and something to bite down on?

...no kidding, that's a helluva price to see one guy....AC/DC ticket prices were 69.50 and 99.50, plus the assorted add-ons....if they can do it, what's the scoop on all these others?....having said that, I would have paid those kinda prices to see them anyway....TR

[tartanrocker]

Mark! Mark! Mark!
A dog with a hairlip.

........OMG, first time I heard this one, I had to think about it for a minute....then when the penny dropped, I couldn't stop laughing!!!...thanks for this, EV!!!... .TR

[tad01]

Good morning folks!

[Wallie]

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night..

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.