Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

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Originally Posted by electric_viking

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.

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I couldn't agree more, tolerance is NOT a one way street...I just sent this post viral...

Now this is funny...

Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a phone-sex line because of a typo on Chad Ochocinco's Cereal boxes. The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver's cereal. But the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, meaning callers get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number

Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

This has to be the best "you can't make this sh*t up" news report yet.

:hahaha:

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/201...-indian-games/

Please take the time to read the comments below the article. I think each and every one of those people would be very much at home on this thread!!

This is just a p.s. to Loocie's morning muse,
Viking has made an offer that we cannot refuse,
Cause us Smart Canuckers are a responsible breed,
We can stay at his motel in our time of need,
I think it's only fair to give you all fair warning,
Cause Chers1 dinner parties often go till the wee hours of morning,
So pack up your flannel jammies or your silky lingerie,
& we can all meet in the morning for a breakfast buffet!

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Originally Posted by electric_viking

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.

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:top: PERFECT. Added it to facebook.

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Originally Posted by shay2368

I couldn't agree more, tolerance is NOT a one way street...I just sent this post viral...

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Originally Posted by electric_viking

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.

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Turbans are worn by Sikhs, not Muslims. It is common to find errors like this in such material, since both are often based on ignorance.

I wonder how they got the clothes on the monkeys. Oh wait...nope. Forget it.

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Originally Posted by electric_viking

I use frosted glass for my beer.

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:lolsign:

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Originally Posted by attitash

Trivia still not working

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they want you to type the whole word in for trivia today

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Originally Posted by psells

Turbans are worn by Sikhs, not Muslims. It is common to find errors like this in such material, since both are often based on ignorance.

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Whoa - easy...don't be intolerant of the ingnorant.
The irony of this article is the best part!

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Originally Posted by Neon

11:15 Club Q Winning Word is ... TV
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sometimes I really think someone from Q is lurking here..or simply a member.. today we were discussing tv's.. or the chance of winning one.. yesterday I believe it was Gowan that was played.. and discussed, and then a winning word it was. And there have been other coicidences.. hmmm point to ponder
Well.. its lunch time and my stuffed pepper was delicious.. just enough Franks hot sauce.. yum yum yum
http://mikes-table.themulligans.org/..._peppers-6.jpg

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Originally Posted by Argo53

This has to be the best "you can't make this sh*t up" news report yet.

:hahaha:

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/201...-indian-games/

Please take the time to read the comments below the article. I think each and every one of those people would be very much at home on this thread!!

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At first I thought this was bizarre and then I thought well our police use trained dogs and maybe some people would find that odd. Monkeys can be very smart so whatever works for them, no matter how weird it sounds to us, works.

Lunch time, enjoy yours everyone!:-)http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-co...-baby-food.jpg

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Originally Posted by electric_viking

I wonder how they got the clothes on the monkeys. Oh wait...nope. Forget it.

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tsk tsk! :nono: