Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's
Sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget."
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 12:18 PM
the H team
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New 789 Chevy. Thought you might enjoy looking at this unusual Chevy. It's a 1957, 1958 & 1959 Chevy All Rolled Into One!
This car was built by N2A motors (No Two Alike). The company is planning a production run of about 100 vehicles..
It sits on a Corvette C6 ch assis, front styled like a 57 Chevy, side like a 58, rear like a 59. Hence the designation "789." Scroll down…..
Is this a hot looking car, or What !!!
You probably need to be at least 60 yrs old to really appreciate this!!!
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 12:32 PM
psells
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Originally Posted by db band
I always say, if we can't call it Christmas because it is not politically correct, than those people for whom we changed the name should work on December 25 and 26.
It confuses me why we can't be inclusive without people feeling something has been taken from them. If you wish to personally call it Christmas break, then do so. But no governmental or public body should do so. If you are sincere in your wishes of love and peace at this time of year, why be so quick to take offence? Another word for political correctness is respect.
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 12:35 PM
truenorthstrongnfree
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Originally Posted by madchives
it's jim morrison's birthday, too:flowers:
a youtube quote, wolverbob
6 hours ago
I remember having the radio on at night, and it was raining (but no thunder)
when the DJ came on and said Jim Morrison was just found dead in Paris.
Then he cut right into Riders On The Storm. Really, really spooky
also paul rutherford's birthday :flowers:, lead singer
I'm not sure why, but these never show up in a thread search using trivia or sports as a search item. :shrug:
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 01:00 PM
WolfDio
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Originally Posted by truenorthstrongnfree
I'm not sure why, but these never show up in a thread search using trivia or sports as a search item. :shrug:
W*rks for me.
Do you use "Search this Thread" or "Search"?
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 01:03 PM
Mmmme...
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Happy Hump Day!
It is a beauty of a day... hope you all enjoy it!
Thank you yet again for the trivia, ww, reps pm..s.
I am still in jail.... so my hands are tied ....:shrug:
You are wonderful!:flowers:
Thank you all for your heart felt thoughts, words and prayers
concerning my daughter!
You have touched us deeply!
I'm not sure why, but these never show up in a thread search using trivia or sports as a search item. :shrug:
Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfDio
W*rks for me.
Do you use "Search this Thread" or "Search"?
I use the "Search this Thread" drop-down up in the right hand corner.
Sleuth works fine, though.
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 01:22 PM
the H team
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmme...
It is a beauty of a day... hope you all enjoy it!
Thank you yet again for the trivia, ww, reps pm..s.
I am still in jail.... so my hands are tied ....:shrug:
You are wonderful!:flowers:
Thank you all for your heart felt thoughts, words and prayers
concerning my daughter!
You have touched us deeply!
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Do I look like a ing people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
And just how may I you over today?
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
One of us is thinking about sex...
OK, it's me.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
Okay, okay, I take it back! Un you!
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
You look like . Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
It ain't the size, it's..... no wait, ok it's the size.
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 01:27 PM
WolfDio
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Originally Posted by truenorthstrongnfree
I use the "Search this Thread" drop-down up in the right hand corner.
Sleuth works fine, though.
Strange...
I just tried Trivia (with & without Capital Letter) and got 250 Pages.
Same with Sports. Both within 1x second.
Sport (no "s") gave me 93 Pages in 0.15 second.
:shrug:
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 01:47 PM
tartanrocker
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Originally Posted by FlyGuy123
Howdy folks! I was out of the country for a while (it's a long story) but I'm back now, hopefully for good. Thanks SillyLoocie for sending me a PM and reminding me how much fun I used to have here, I hope for more of the same!
...welcome back FG123!!!...did you bring any mushy peas back with you?...you can keep the warm beer, tho....LOL!!!....TR:-)
Wed, Dec 8th, 2010, 02:06 PM
tartanrocker
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Originally Posted by WolfDio
Good morning, my Friends...
I grew up in the Junction (Dundas & High Park Area).
I remember hearing that John was shot when I was listening to the Radio at Home.
Soon after, the News that John was Dead. :cry:
I sat there Stunned... not believing what I had heard.
The Shock... the Disbelief... the Sadness and the Pain.
The Tears.
All day, the Station played nothing but the Beatles & John Lennon.
This is one of my Favourite Songs from John as it Unleashes the Raw Emotion that this Man could Project.
To this day, I can hear Him Screaming out His Pain directly from his Heart and His Soul.
I Still Shed a Tear when I hear it.
....geeze, Wolfie....that song is in my top 3 of his best ever....for me, anyway....such powerful lyrics, such pain in them...I was listening to the radio at home as well, when the news broke....couldn't believe it...my favourite Beatle ...GONE?!?!?!?......Q had a memorial/tribute where you could go down to the studios and write something on their pages, they were going to be sent to Yoko....I had to go down, and the lineup was huge.....I waited for at least an hour till I got in the front doors, it was so cold, but I didn't care....and neither did anyone else.....it was so quiet, all that you heard was the occasional sniffle and blowing of noses...
...I will never forget that night.....TR:cry:
