Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Mechman47]

11:15am WW: present

[Carl8754]

11:15 ww = presents

[attitash]

11:15 ww- presents

[heartgirl99]

[divotman]

11:15 w.w.

presents

[ecat444]

Good Morning All! Well, it doesn't feel like a 'good' morning exactly, I don't think I slept one bit, right from the beginning my nose decided to start running and running and running.....Damn, I've got to get rid of this thing. I wanted to go to a training thing at the Humane Society tomorrow and I have the Ross Petty show at night plus I need to go to the Bay in between for something.......

[BlazingDriver]

11 15 w.w. presents

Just what I need - a reminder that I haven't finished my Christmas shopping yet!





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[Chers1]

For all you pet lovers.. and I know there are alot of us.. you gotta watch this one..

[maggierocks]

For all you pet lovers.. and I know there are alot of us.. you gotta watch this one..

That was soo funny and cute I teared up laughing!!!!!! Thanks I needed that!!!!

[db band]

yaaaaaaaay hit 2,041,431 pints this morning. ;-) happy face.

You have had 2 mil PINTS this morning?

To be honest I am not sure that I have had that many in my life time, but then again I didn't realize people were keeping track.

Wow! That's like 80 pints a day for the last 70 years! I'm not sure I've reached 1,000 yet.

Sir, my hats off to you.

[RobynHeyder]

[maggierocks]

Thanks for all the get well reps!!!! Gotta go on a repping spree after my nap...

[electric_viking]

British Humor

ABSOLUTELY POLITICALLY INCORRECT

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.

They've told the public not to panic, as they've managed to push it inside.

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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf who got pick-pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low!

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floorbalcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates..

He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder thatrises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds and comes to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Jesus. You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus!

The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of
breath from all hisclimbing.

"No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"

"Yes, please, my Lord."

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out,

"Hey, Mohammed! Two coffees!"

[ecat444]

[RobynHeyder]

My dad put me in charge of my mom's stocking. Any suggestions?
Already went to bath and body works to get her some stuff from there and chocolate and lottery tickets.