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Perfect lines! So funny!
Thanks Wallie!

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Originally Posted by Wallie

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:843...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:1C8...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:00E...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:54C...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:335...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:BAA...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:14C...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.






http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:C0C...ERROLCAROLINPC

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar..

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying �hello�.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that 1 noise, it's usually not a good thing.

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:AF9...ERROLCAROLINPC

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/cid:B56...ERROLCAROLINPCP.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

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Originally Posted by the H team

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...

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So TRUE! I know I have seen this before, but it is SO TRUE!!

ok, is it just me or is there something wrong with this site? i was beginning to think i was going to end up with multiple entries. it kept flipping.

Happened to me, too.

Has anybody ever noticed that when people post pics of Simon and Garfunkel the pics are always at least 30 years old. I was shocked to see what they like now:

http://www.areavoices.com/valleysoun..._garfunkel.jpg

Has anyone else encountered database errors when trying to post?
It has happened to me a few times and when I press my back arrow<
I am told this is a duplicate post. When I get back in here I do not even see the post???:shrug:

and Wallie, you can tell me;)! Your secret is safe and no one else will know any different:zip:

that's what the problem is,
IT'S A FULL MOON!!!!!
wolfie will be in fine form tonight!

I entered 581 times for the Paul Mccartney concert thing.. is that normal? how many times does the average person enter?

Bad joke of the week, have to add the really bad ones. I only share, it ain't my fault!

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and

I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,

the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad

but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

'I'll tell you something else, boy,

your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up,

takes the drunk by the shoulders

looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;.......... Go home!

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Originally Posted by karmac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZvqkfQdGD0

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that is just so sad that everyone just pasted him by, even the lady that got mugged didn't bother to help