Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[the H team]

afternoon Qsters
it turned out to be a great afternoon, a little cool, but sunny. was able to get half the laundry on the line to dry. glad to see everyone seemed to have a great weekend so far, with horseshoes, camping & festivals. i heard that this is the last day for beatles wws. make sure you get them entered & thanx to everyone with the words, trivia & reps. have a good one

[Neon]

afternoon Qsters
it turned out to be a great afternoon, a little cool, but sunny. was able to get half the laundry on the line to dry. glad to see everyone seemed to have a great weekend so far, with horseshoes, camping & festivals. i heard that this is the last day for beatles wws. make sure you get them entered & thanx to everyone with the words, trivia & reps. have a good one

Just checked the rules ... it says that the contest period ends June 13, with Winning Words being provided each day during the contest period.
The draw of one lucky winner would be between 9a-5p on June 14.
One more week left!?

[the H team]

Just checked the rules ... it says that the contest period ends June 13, with Winning Words being provided each day during the contest period.
The draw of one lucky winner would be between 9a-5p on June 14.
One more week left!?

that's good. don't know why, can't remember if it was al or andy that said it today.

[maggierocks]

Andit!!! you are brilliant.... what a laugh. Roxy has had more fun this afternoon that she gets so tired. She did a back flip then laid down on her back huffin and puffin... Thanks, we do have to hide the new toy cause she goes and gets it and brings it back to us. I have to tape it and post it you will laugh. Thanks

[Mmmme...]

Good evening everyone!

I hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend. From what I've read in the posts for today,
it seems that many of you had a rainy day of sorts. Here, it came down in buckets for
several hours in the middle of the night while today was sunny, cloudy, breezy and cool,
without any rain!

Thank you for the words and codes, and what was with Ozzy's survey? Dear Ozzy.....?

Tomorrow is labour day once again....as the countdown to the weekend begins anew!

Enjoy an excellent week!


Replacement Parts

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness.
It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite genuine.
The engineers rolled on the floor!
Especially note the last couple of sentences.

'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[Mmmme...]

This is most unusual, and you will enjoy it...




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[ineedmytoys]

Good evening everyone!

I hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend. From what I've read in the posts for today,
it seems that many of you had a rainy day of sorts. Here, it came down in buckets for
several hours in the middle of the night while today was sunny, cloudy, breezy and cool,
without any rain!

Thank you for the words and codes, and what was with Ozzy's survey? Dear Ozzy.....?

Tomorrow is labour day once again....as the countdown to the weekend begins anew!

Enjoy an excellent week!


Replacement Parts

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness.
It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite genuine.
The engineers rolled on the floor!
Especially note the last couple of sentences.

'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

That is outstanding!! Being a programmer/geek and hater of the mouse as the tool most likely to reduce productivity.

[jimbobway_13]

still the first period and it is 3-0 for the hawks! woo hoo

[Mmmme...]

I hear you about the mouse... What then would you suggest
to replace it?

I do not find my touch pad any better!

That is outstanding!! Being a programmer/geek and hater of the mouse as the tool most likely to reduce productivity.

[Mmmme...]

Ponder on these for a minute:



1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's license's of bald men?

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (my fav)

18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.50 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

21. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

[ecat444]

Hi Everyone:

Got the last day of the Blues Festival in with NO RAIN! Yeah!!! The second act "James Armstrong" was really good!!! Did some great guitar work. The sun was in and out but it worked out.

Hope everyone else enjoyed their weekend.

[the H team]

Andit!!! you are brilliant.... what a laugh. Roxy has had more fun this afternoon that she gets so tired. She did a back flip then laid down on her back huffin and puffin... Thanks, we do have to hide the new toy cause she goes and gets it and brings it back to us. I have to tape it and post it you will laugh. Thanks

sounds like you & your cat had a great time together. maybe Andit should patent her toy & sell it.

[the H team]

Hi Everyone:

Got the last day of the Blues Festival in with NO RAIN! Yeah!!! The second act "James Armstrong" was really good!!! Did some great guitar work. The sun was in and out but it worked out.

Hope everyone else enjoyed their weekend.

sounds like your weekend at the festival was great & with little rain getting in the way.

[karmac]

Good evening everybody. Thanks for the codes and the reps. I'll try to catch up on what I've missed.

[Mmmme...]

If God had texted the Ten Commandments to Moses:


1. no1 b4 me, srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf"s m8. or ox, or
dnkey, myob.

I've always been a disappointment. When I was five, I looked down at the crayons I was coloring with and sighed-- when I was two, this is not what I saw myself doing at five.

My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's surprise birthday party. That's when I realized he was her favorite twin.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why can't he cure his own eyesight?

I have mixed emotions when I receive Father's Day gifts. I'm glad my children remember me, but I'm disappointed that they actually think I dress that way.

@ Work

My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing. The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.
Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it sound even more attractive: "Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."

A co-worker stormed into my friend's office, yelling, "Did you tell Joan I was a witch?!"
Stunned, my friend sputtered, "No! I don't know how she found out."

WANTED: PRETTY MUCH ANYONE

Here's an ad for a job that should be filled quickly:
"Animal Hospital is seeking an Assistant. Must be flexible, reliable, and irresponsible."

This job requires a specialist:
"A local corporation is seeking a medical billing specialist, 2 years exp. bilking Medicare."

The pay for this gig is whatever you can haul away:
"Need someone to sit with elderly man. Must have excellent references and current police record."

Off Base

The day after the Haitian earthquake, I got a frantic call from my daughter in Florida.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Nate's been called up by the National Guard. He's going to Haiti," she said. Then came the tears: "I didn't even know we were at war with Haiti!"

My five-year-old grandson was looking through some old photos when he noticed his grandfather in his Marine dress blues.
"What kind of costume is that?" he asked.
"That's not a costume," his grandfather growled.
"Men have died for that uniform."
The boy looked up and said, "So you stole it, then?"

As he flew from Atlanta on a commercial airline, the admiral I worked for struck up a conversation with his elderly seatmate. She asked how he liked the Navy.
"I love it," he answered. "It's the best thing I've ever done."
"How nice," she said. "So do you think you'll make it a career?"

I served in a parachute regiment. During a nighttime exercise, I was seated next to a young officer. He was looking a bit pale, so I asked, "Scared, Lieutenant?

"No," he replied. "Apprehensive."
"What's the difference?
"That means I'm scared, but with a university education."