Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Wallie]

Your Humpday HAHA

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking
the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you
buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question


had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's
left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick."

[McSkier]

it may well be hump day, alas grump day here as the tax man a cometh and our accountant is wanting our 2009 stuff...guess what I am doing this aft!!! makes note to get organized for next year......

[rockit]

Morning Q-folk
thnx for the winning words, trivia, repz and posts
have a great day

[runt158]

CARNATION MILK AD 65 YRS AGO- THIS IS PRICELESS

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hardwork and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk' is best of all.


She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms.I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'





True story

[NOTLER]

I wonder how many of those "420" people would have been as happy if Bob had named the song Rainy Day Women #3 & 35, leaving them freezing their asses off five minutes after lunch on January 5?

I wonder how many of those "420" people even have a clue what I'm talking about?

or would it be Oct 5?

[Magyar]

CARNATION MILK AD 65 YRS AGO- THIS IS PRICELESS

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hardwork and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk' is best of all.


She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms.I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'





True story

I had this joke sent to me yesterday; they didn't really tell you it was true did they?

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp

[heartgirl99]

CARNATION MILK AD 65 YRS AGO- THIS IS PRICELESS

AWW! the pic's not showing up! just the red 'X'

[Magyar]

AWW! the pic's not showing up! just the red 'X'

I just noticed that too.

Here is the punchline!

[runt158]

They'll still brew Lakeport.. just not at that brewery.. to bad for the lost jobs as I heard Labatt was tearing out all the equipment..

I think that labatts plan all along while in the process of purchasing lakeport was to shut the the dollar bottle sales so why not buy them and shut it down and make everyone buy the more expensive beer or make it so they have to pay the full pop for it by buying them. Sad for the workers and there families.

[littlesmokeybearr]

Bonus code is Brekkie

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Anyone else jonesing for Popeye's Chicken today? Eight pieces for $8.99 today!



I'm trying to remember if I have a container big enough to bring leftovers for lunch tomorrow.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Hump Day Sleuth
Found under the Paula Deen 12 Piece Cookware Set
on Page 4
and the How to Train Your Dragon for Wii
on Page 3

Gives a Page Not Found Error...

[Chers1]

[polywog_23]

Morning All,

Thanks for the codes and reps overnight. Makes it easier catching up on things when you are traveling. I hear the weather is nice in T.O. today. Enjoy, it is raining here in Seattle, but they are calling for some clear skies tomorrow. Keep the fingers crossed.

Have a great day all.

[bollama]

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