Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Chers1]

hmmm.. well, the problem must lie with my own server.. but I can get on here.. ooo thank goodness..and I will (as usual) be depending on all of the Qbees to lend a hand.. thanks in advance.. have a great day

[McSkier]

Gold to Notler well done on the WW

[harleychick]

Did everyone get that 820 winning word it was tree. Hahaha

[McSkier]

and congrats to'
Ecat Silver
Michelem Bronze


don't you just love Fridays

[sgtspeed]

Good morning all, the weekend is almost upon us.. Here's hoping we all get called today by the Q so stay by your phones. And remember, this really has been quite a memorable contest for us SC'rs so you can't complain.. Maybe the next Q contest will be even better than this one..

[Magyar]

Well Thanks a lot. Took your advice and now I have to call ma bell into rewire the phone and get the drywall guys in to repair where the wiring came out of the wall.

Recommended solution:

[McSkier]

Has a few requests for the McToffee...will check my resources to ensure they have the stock, and get back to you...perhaps I should start selling on line....Toffee officer honest, I was speaking of toffee......

[Stewy]

Just a warning to all of you's who live in a small community. I woke up this morning and noticed that someone broke into my place and took at least half my beer and a half bottle of white wine. If that wasn't bad enough they also must have hit me over the head before leaving as I have a heck of a headache this morning.
BE CAREFUL!!!

[SillyLoocie]

I've donned my blue suede reppin' shoes,
It's you I wanna rep, & you simply can't refuse,
From my kitchen & from my front porch,
With rep so hot, that it’s gonna scorch,
Rep for all of you who have four legged friends,
Just cause they are the ones whose devotion transcends,
Rep if your back sometimes gets achy,
& rep if your day has ever begun a bit shaky,
I just will rep you no matter what,
& rep for shakin’ that cute little butt,
I’ll rep you from near & rep you from far,
& rep for the goodies in your cookie jar
Remember that rep doesn’t have to be grand or deluxe,
This is just my rep, cause you’re all Smart Canucks!

[harleychick]

Just a warning to all of you's who live in a small community. I woke up this morning and noticed that someone broke into my place and took at least half my beer and a half bottle of white wine. If that wasn't bad enough they also must have hit me over the head before leaving as I have a heck of a headache this morning.
BE CAREFUL!!!

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MY HEAD IS POUNDING. THANKS STEWY

[electric_viking]

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

What happened?'

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning... ...


Today you voted.'

[bollama]

got to enter Kevin twice! anyone else?

[Stewy]

got to enter Kevin twice! anyone else?

Nope. Only once for me.

[feetfrown]

Good Morning and TGIF

[NOTLER]

Just a warning to all of you's who live in a small community. I woke up this morning and noticed that someone broke into my place and took at least half my beer and a half bottle of white wine. If that wasn't bad enough they also must have hit me over the head before leaving as I have a heck of a headache this morning.
BE CAREFUL!!!

THEY DID THE SAME THING TO YOU TOO????