Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[heartgirl99]

Great afternoon Q'Bees!
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hahaha!

[rock lobster]

Got me Mmmmmme...
Some girls just can't be trusted.

[Strat-man]

She doesn't walk, she uses a scooter.





I understand a lot of fetishes, to each his or her own and all that. But "feeding" is not one of them. I read this article last week in canoe.ca's Weird News section.

As for healthy? I can't disagree with her more.

Notice the chair she is sitting on! 2 legs & 2 seats. One for each butt cheek!!

[the H team]

Those of you who have not retired yet can see why we love it!!



Question: How many days in a week?

Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday



Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.



Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.



Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.



Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount..



Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

Answer: Tied shoes.



Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.



Question: What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire?

Answer: NUTS!



Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.



Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer: Normal



Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.



Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

Answer : If you cut classes, no one can call your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.



Question: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.







Share this one with all the retirees that you know.



I'm sure they can relate to some of them!



AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.







Happiness is a voyage, not a destination,

There is no better time to be happy than... NOW

[maggierocks]

I wonder how may food stamps that translates to and how her HMO feels???

Gee I weigh 115lbs and am thinking about a diet..... now I will for sure

[feetfrown]

14,500 Entries and Counting

[karmac]

I heard something before but couldn't rely on it possibly being accurate but in this case maybe a "rule of thumb" will work to put this into perspective.

I've been told that for every 100 pounds overweight you are you can cut 10 years off your life expectancy. So if an average adult woman weighs 150lbs and lives to 83. A woman weighing 550lbs can't expect to make it much past 43 years old. And gaining more weight could be viewed as committing suicide.

[db band]

14,500 Entries and Counting

Good luck! I will keep my points for something else.

Just finished repping everyone, I hope. Sorry if I missed anyone.

[fantazy11]

beatles ww is:sarge

[ic_ou812]

sarge

[Neon]

Beatles WW = Sarge

[heartgirl99]

Beatles ww ===> sarge

[feetfrown]

I will keep my points for something else.

Thanks

[maggierocks]

Just a little off topic summer humor..... Was just outside watering a few plants and realized how sound travels when people have their windows open...LOL Wow I think I just heard every cuss word in history just to get their dogs to stop barking.
Poor doggies I would bark too if I were them . Doggie translation "let me out of here these people are nuts" LOL

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Get this...

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../14351946.html

18 year old man in Indonesia is caught having his way with a cow. (I guess there are no attractive women or sheep in the village?) The moron was subjected to a "cleansing ritual", but the cow was drowned in the sea to "rid the village of bad luck"...

Why not drown the moron and cleanse the cow?