The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[iced_faerie]

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)


• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.


40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)


• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.


35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)


• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down


32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)


• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.


0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)


• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.


-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)


• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)


• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)


• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.


-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)


• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)


• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)


• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[2girlsmom]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially the leafs part. GO SENS GO!!!!

[thilipan]

I kind of dont like the last part. BOO SENS BOO. GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!

[iced_faerie]

I kind of dont like the last part. BOO SENS BOO. GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!

Lol..it's funny even though it's been exaggerated quite a bit.

[Chantelle]

lol good one

[2girlsmom]

And when was the last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup??

[bcteagirl]

Ha ha ha ha ha.... Sorry, but gonna push this one up too.

[momg]

very funny!

[blistex]

cool stuff!