SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[DH666]

woo hoo!
my rep power just hit 4000
don't what good it is but ... whatever

It will make your whites whiter and your colours brighter!

[trucks12trucks]

i have got some red grapes, a knife and a microwave
time to hit the dance floor
be back with results

[mcminsen]

i have got some red grapes, a knife and a microwave
time to hit the dance floor
be back with results

OMG... trucks, did you get that helmet I suggested?

[mcminsen]

My BFF is training for her first 5km run, I'm looking for the perfect gift to send her any ideals?

Could you get some running shoes for your kitties and send them along?

[trucks12trucks]

There are a few foods you should not put in the microwave. Grapes are one of the foods. (Don't do this at home disclaimer! Do it at work and wreck the microwave there instead) Slice a grape almost in half so that the halves are just a bit apart and nuke for 5-10 seconds. There should be a spark between the halves. (Saw it on Food Detectives on the Food Network).

i have got some red grapes, a knife and a microwave
time to hit the dance floor
be back with results

OMG... trucks, did you get that helmet I suggested?

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Okay you shoulda posted that before I attempted to fast flutter down the stairs;nothing broken. Another two falls and I swear I will learn to walk down them properly.

It was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Plasma in the microwave! Went all fzzzzz and bzzzzzz<o:p></o:p>
I haven’t opened it up yet..it might be busted and never work again<o:p></o:p>
I plan on blaming it on someone…the mischievous party goers.
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Anyone have microwaves they don’t need?

[Turkish_DeLight]

There are a few foods you should not put in the microwave. Grapes are one of the foods. (Don't do this at home disclaimer! Do it at work and wreck the microwave there instead) Slice a grape almost in half so that the halves are just a bit apart and nuke for 5-10 seconds. There should be a spark between the halves. (Saw it on Food Detectives on the Food Network).

whoa i want to see that i am sooooo doing that when we buy some grapes

[YesI'mcheap]

Could you get some running shoes for your kitties and send them along?

Can't that would be like 27lbs of extra dead weight.

[Turkish_DeLight]

Can't that would be like 27lbs of extra dead weight.

awwwww lol i still think the roadrunner in a hoodies with a water bottle would be cute

[Turkish_DeLight]

hey trucks did you try the grape trick if so how was it?

[DH666]

Edited my grapes in the microwave post to highlight the disclaimer.

[trucks12trucks]

I cannot be stopped now. I am currenlty looking for the old microwave in the basement. I plan on living it out with 20 grapes this time around!

[Turkish_DeLight]

I cannot be stopped now. I am currenlty looking for the old microwave in the basement. I plan on living it out with 20 grapes this time around!

girl i want details cause im trying it after you lol need to buy grapes

[Patty Smyth]

So what have you kiddies been up to tonight? Me thinks some of you should not be left unsupervised. I will issue a spanking later on, you know who you are.

[DH666]

Look at this before you try the grapes in the microwave!

http://www.youtube.com/user/TBeatlez#p/a

[DH666]

So what have you kiddies been up to tonight? Me thinks some of you should not be left unsupervised. I will issue a spanking later on, you know who you are.

Whoohoo! You know where to find me.