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tks leftie.
i love lil johnny jokes. this is one of my fav, lol
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
[FONT="]Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' [/FONT]
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
[FONT="]What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' [/FONT]
[FONT="]Sherman[/FONT][FONT="] said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' [/FONT]
[FONT="]'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. [/FONT]
[FONT="]And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' [/FONT]
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
omfg. this is to funny. if our american friends take offense then i aplogize and will remove it. but i dont' think there will be a problem. hahahaha
Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :....... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :...... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bull artist.
Titanic:.. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton ... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:.....Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.... ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
love little johnnyjokes as well new snake..they are my fav
Too funny new snake & certainly no offense taken here. We all know what kind of man Bill Clinton is.
More contest words
SMURFSDVD
PILATESFOR
ABSBURN
YOGAHIPS
YOGALEGS
YOGAARMS
YOGA12
tks for the words tick.
Thanks for the words
just so everyone know they aren't contest words but they are still great 100 points each
Thank you for all the new words...they will keep me busy for a bit! :)
thanks for the words again :)
Thanks for the word guys....i'm way behind in words.....
Thanks leftie and tick........
I thought I would share here, E Coli found in ground beef. here is the link:
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/70761-e...da/#post792552
ughh..i think I am going vegetarian soon, with all these recalls..
darn double post