Good Morning all.
Just popping in to post this joke for all the Newfies and Newfy want a be's.
Newfie Sex
Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Marilyn,
half his age, in a small Newfoundland community.
After several months, Marilyn complained that she had
never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother,
all Newfie women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian
since there was no trustworthy Doctor anywhere in Burin.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how,
during the hot summer, his Mother and Father,
would fan a cow that was having difficulty
breeding, with a big towel.
This would cool her down and make her relax.
So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man
to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex.
This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife
to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from
Marystown to wave that big towel
over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Marilyn still had not climaxed
so they went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for Marilyn to change partners
and let the young man have sex with her
while Stan waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Marilyn went into wild,
screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after
the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted
young man and in a boasting voice said:
"I 'opes' youse was paying attention, …
Cause dat, me son, is how you waves a towel !"