Patty's SKANK-A-PALOOZA Train for Hellions, Humanoids, Skanks & HOBNOOBS!(FULL)

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that last one is definitely facepalm worthy

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Knocking The Door Of Opportunity

College | Iowa, USA
Parent: “It’s ridiculous that I’m expected to give my information for my daughter to go to college. My parents didn’t pay for my college and I’m not paying for hers. I’m not giving it!”
Me: “Sir, these are the federal government’s regulations. According to the government, until your daughter is 24, married, or has a dependent of her own, she needs to provide your financial information.”
Parent: “So, you’re saying if she gets married or knocked up, I don’t have to take care of her?”
Me: “Um…technically, yes.”
Parent: *to daughter* “That’s it. You know what you have to do. You need to get pregnant now.”
Daughter: *looking mortified and whining to her father* “Daaaad!”
Parent: “I’m serious. If you want to go to college then you’re throwing out your pills and getting yourself knocked up.”

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I found 1 of these under my bed

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careful win, people might print that and try to use it

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I found 1 of these under my bed

LOL! Clean much?!

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