Patty's SKANK-A-PALOOZA Train for Hellions, Humanoids, Skanks & HOBNOOBS!(FULL)

[itsjustmebub]

i just screamed bc i saw a coupon on the floor and i thought it was a spider

[kool_105]

Pass(word) The Buck

Nursing Home | Missoula, MT, USA
Customer: “I hear you are the go-to girl for computer problems.”
Me: “Yes, I am.” (I scoot over to the computer.) “What’s the problem?”
Customer: “I can’t remember my password.”
Me: “I don’t know your password.”
Customer: “So they lied when they told me you knew everything about the computers?”

[kool_105]

i just screamed bc i saw a coupon on the floor and i thought it was a spider

[itsjustmebub]

[kool_105]

The Stupidity Never Stops

Auto Mechanic | Chicago, IL, USA
Me: "Well, we performed the courtesy inspection we discussed this morning and found your front brakes at minimum specification. We do recommend getting your pads and rotors replaced at $**."
Customer: *in a whiney tone* "Do I have to?"
Me: "If you never need to stop your vehicle, I wouldn’t worry about it."

[KK7]

It is okay you will forgive you bub those coupons can disguise themselves lol

[kool_105]

just because...

[itsjustmebub]

well in my defense it was a tiny coupon

[itsjustmebub]

zomg i want EVERYTHING shabby chic/french country on Etsy for my guestroom
everything!!

[win-star]

I wish I got a time machine .... I would like to travel to the early 1900's and see how life was ... or maybe early 1800's or 1850's

[itsjustmebub]

hmm
i just found a tiny flour coupon in littleman's diaper

[Woofy]

I think I need someone to come by and hold my hand as I organize my place...

Anyone good at interior decor?

My place looks so drab... Makes me feel drab...

[Woofy]

hmm
i just found a tiny flour coupon in littleman's diaper

Did he stuff it in there?????

[win-star]

I think I need someone to come by and hold my hand as I organize my place...

Anyone good at interior decor?

My place looks so drab... Makes me feel drab...

interior decorating ... go to different open houses and see how others decorate their house and you go home and copy

[itsjustmebub]

woofy i can ask my mom if she knows anyone, she probably does she's in real estate and she works with decorators and stagers