Patty's SKANK-A-PALOOZA Train for Hellions, Humanoids, Skanks & HOBNOOBS!(FULL)

[Scottishgal]

Well, long story short

-Kiera has been sick for a week, but better now
-My dad goes for pre-op tests next week he is getting a stent put into an anuersym on his aorta
-I broke my little toe yesterday

Other than that I am fine, my decorations are up outside and we have no snow so I have no complaints. LOL

Awwww Patty. Sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out Ok. .They say things come in 3's. That should be it now. Hope everything is much better from here on in.

[kool_105]

Joseph Guiso, a resident of Toowoomba, Australia, held a beautiful wedding ceremony in Laurel Bank Park November 30 with his friends and family. The weird part is… his newlywed spouse is a goggie.
Yes, you read that right. Guiso married his five-year-old labrador Honey, who you can see above rocking the beautiful veil.
“You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better,” Guiso said to his bride during his vows. Guiso insisted that there is absolutely nothing sexual about his marriage and that his love for Honey is completely platonic. He also told members of the press that he got the idea when he and Honey were walking in the park and crossed paths with a wedding ceremony.
“I said that could be us,” Guiso said. “She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes.”
The whole thing seems really… strange. What do you think,

[annedougherty]

Hi Everyone. Busy day and now baking Banana Raisin Bran Nut Bread. It is really yummy. Trying to use up Rasin Bran cereal as it is getting close to expiry date. DH gives me a hard time and says, " It is a Best Before Date. Not a Drop Dead Date." Grrrrr .I just like to use up my products before they expire. No Brread for him. LOL.

I'm soooo going to use that line. My brother drives my mother nuts because the MINUTE something reaches it's expiry date he won't TOUCH it.

[Patty Smyth]

so just to add a little gross factor to the thread, although the doggie wedding is right up there

[annedougherty]

awww Patty! That looks painful!

[Patty Smyth]

awww Patty! That looks painful!

yup especially when I have my shoes and socks off

[FallenPixels]

ouch

[Scottishgal]

haha then let him eat a piece of the bread in 2 weeks and see if he still agrees

Mmmmm Sound like a Plan.

[ccmp1974]

I think the doggie wedding beats Patty's toe in the grossness dept. On that note nite all!!

[Scottishgal]

Ouch Patty. That looks sore.

[kool_105]

[FallenPixels]

haha M went to Zellers and some of the stuff he bought show as $0.01 on his receipt inc his $38 work overalls

[kool_105]

lucky the cashier didn't notice, apparently that means discontinued, and must be returned to the factory.

[DH666]

As requested by FP, the Skankulator to calculate all your skanky savings!

[FallenPixels]

Thank you but which one am I meant to use?