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Mon, Dec 21st, 2009, 07:58 PM #286< i have NO idea what that means!>
Originally Posted by FlyGuy123
If you're going to use the old fish hook technique, make sure it's a barbless hook!
make sure your unclog your cleats before putting them away
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Sun, Dec 27th, 2009, 09:33 AM #287Still keeping the faith
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Please keep practising those recipes. The SC Ladies like a golfer who is a great cook.
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Sun, Dec 27th, 2009, 02:00 PM #288
warming up the clubs by swinging them at an errant spouse is not allowed
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Mon, Dec 28th, 2009, 02:11 PM #289Still keeping the faith
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Share your cookies with the girls please.
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Mon, Dec 28th, 2009, 04:11 PM #290Smart Canuck
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Well, since you asked ... Originally Posted by heartgirl99
There's an old one about how to help a golfer keep their head down, but it only works on the guys. You're supposed to tie a string around your right ear with a fish hook on the other end that is hooked next to a part of the male anatomy. If you lift your head, the hook will remind you why you shouldn't have.
In Florida, it's acceptable to declare a lost ball if it's nestled up against an alligator napping near the fairway.A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never beam down in a red shirt!
The reason the Captain gets the girl IS because he's the Captain.
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Tue, Dec 29th, 2009, 06:06 AM #291<oic! Originally Posted by FlyGuy123
Well, since you asked ...
There's an old one about how to help a golfer keep their head down, but it only works on the guys. You're supposed to tie a string around your right ear with a fish hook on the other end that is hooked next to a part of the male anatomy. If you lift your head, the hook will remind you why you shouldn't have.
In Florida, it's acceptable to declare a lost ball if it's nestled up against an alligator napping near the fairway.
thanks for the clarification>
angry wives and golf clubs are not a good combination
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Thu, Dec 31st, 2009, 09:23 AM #292Keep your head down
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Take Santa golfing he's done for the year.
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Thu, Dec 31st, 2009, 11:29 AM #293Smart Canuck
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Keep your ball in your pocket as much as possible when playing winter golf.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never beam down in a red shirt!
The reason the Captain gets the girl IS because he's the Captain.
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Tue, Jan 5th, 2010, 07:44 AM #294Still keeping the faith
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Play with your golf mouse instead.
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Tue, Jan 5th, 2010, 09:20 AM #295
don't play with your balls when they're in play
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Tue, Jan 5th, 2010, 09:39 AM #296Smart Canuck
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Party pooper! Originally Posted by heartgirl99
A 10 mph wind is equal to one club difference.A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never beam down in a red shirt!
The reason the Captain gets the girl IS because he's the Captain.
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Tue, Jan 5th, 2010, 12:21 PM #297
just take things one club at a time
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Wed, Jan 6th, 2010, 08:54 AM #298Still keeping the faith
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Get the thumbs up from Mrs WTG before you install your new shower curtain.
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Fri, Jan 15th, 2010, 09:05 AM #299Still keeping the faith
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Grab some of those balloons for our SC Golf Winter BBQ
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Fri, Jan 15th, 2010, 11:15 AM #300
The rules state, if you use the Yabba club, you must also don the proper attire
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