The "I Need Candy, and so Do you" Ra Ra RIOT Thread ♥☼ (v2.0)

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No Short Cuts In Private School

Hair Salon | Adelaide, Australia
(I am having my hair done and over hearing a conversation between a mother, her daughter and the hairdresser.)
Hairdresser: “Oh dear…sweetie.”
Child: “What is it?”
Hairdresser: “I’m afraid I can’t cut your hair today.” *to the mother* “Excuse me ma’am?”
(The mother ignores the hairdresser and talks on her mobile phone.)
Hairdresser: “Excuse me.”
(Mother continues to ignore her.)
Hairdresser: “Ma’am!”
Mother: “What!? Can’t you see I am on the phone?”
Hairdresser: “I am sorry, but I’m afraid I can’t cut your daughter’s hair.”
Mother: “What do you mean you can’t cut my daughter’s hair?”
Hairdresser: “I’m very sorry, but it is against store policy to cut anybody’s hair if they have lice.”
Mother: “Lice!? She can’t have lice! She goes to a private school!”

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In Need Of A Better Outlook

Tech Support | Riverside, CA, USA
Customer: “I’m having issues with my Outlook.”
Me: “Show me the problem you’re having so I can see if I can fix it for you.”
(She has six passwords each over twenty characters long, Bios password, Windows password, Zone Alarm Password, Outlook Password, etc…)
Me: “You don’t need to have your passwords that long for security’s sake.”
Customer: “I read on the internet that sniffers give up if the password is too long.”
Me: “I’m happy you did your research, but you don’t have to have it longer then 15 characters long.”
Customer: “Well I’m afraid if someone steals my laptop, the programs that can recover passwords can’t detect past twenty letters.”
Me: “That’s true, but no one really does that anymore. In this business we have customers coming in all the time to have us remove the password for them because they forgot it. For instance, I can get into your laptop in less then 2 – 3 minutes without your help.”
Customer: “No way. I’ve made precautions.”
Me: “I will be more then happy to show you that I can. But I would have to charge you a half hour fee and you would have to sign the work order giving me permission to.”
Customer: “And if you can’t? ”
Me: “Then I will be more then happy to refund you the money and you would have won this war.”
(Customer then pays the fee and signs the work order.)
Me: “Give me a moment.”
(A minute later.)
Me: “Here you go, I’m logged in to your Outlook.”
Customer: “Oh my God! How did you do that?”
Me: “If your really worried about someone stealing your laptop, you shouldn’t have laminated your passwords to the laptop.”

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All I Want for Christmas

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