post anything v2!!

[gasjoc]

this is the most fun i've had on a friday night in forever lol

OMG we are sisters..LOL I have no life Friday nights are the same as Mondays night..LOL

[DH666]

this is the most fun i've had on a friday night in forever lol

Aren't you near the airport?

[kool_105]

[NancyM]

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.

Don't laugh.....it is all true...these are the perks of reaching 60 and

heading towards 70 and older!


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3.No one expects you to run----anywhere.
4.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
5.People no longer viewyou as ahypochondriac.
6.There is nothingleft to learnthe hard way.
7.Things you buy now won't wear out...
8.You can eatsupper at 4pm.
9..You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.You no longer thinkof speed limitsas a challenge.
12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13.You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't getmuch worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off..
16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember themeither.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19.You can't remember who sent you this list


And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night.

lol

[koala]

Time for some more...ummm...whatever I was drinking.

[NancyM]

OMG we are sisters..LOL I have no life Friday nights are the same as Mondays night..LOL

LOL i have no life period so glad i found my long lost sister

[cabmonk]

hello kool,

Patty says she has a headache so you try to seduce DH.

Anyway, goodnight.

[NancyM]

Aren't you near the airport?

no but if i hurry i can get to one quickly

[NancyM]

Patty says she has a headache so you try to seduce DH.

Anyway, goodnight.

let me ask my dh when he gets home if it's ok to do it

[NancyM]

oh no i think this drink has gone stright to my head

[gasjoc]

I have a eight year old up for sale soon...LOL He is driving me nuts..

[NancyM]

hello guest how sre you tonight ?

[cabmonk]

I think Kool really is Dh666 , dont they seem to have the same humor.

[DH666]

Patty says she has a headache so you try to seduce DH.

Anyway, goodnight.

Tylenol and Advil and all those wonderful painkillers were invented for a reason.

[NancyM]

we have a peeping tom sshhh