Last Poster Wins $15

[attitash]

Good morning.....no golf with the rain. Had breakfast there hoping it might clear up. Raining harder & the club house was not willing to open the 19th hole

[spidey46x2]

That sucks attitash!

[attitash]

Happy Topless Tuesday!

[electric_viking]

quick last before coffee. morning everyone.

[SillyLoocie]

last after coffee

[attitash]

My Eye

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a Gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks.

They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his.
She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy was amazed.

Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies.

She said...

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

[danger_dan]

popping at last shortly before lunch

[walkonby]

well I for one liked that joke attitash! Just thought I would mention that while posting last here

[danger_dan]

Hey Walker, what's for lunch?

[walkonby]

ha ha I had lunch for breakfast at 10:30! It was a lean 2 oz turkey burger ( spicy chili style I made) with tons of steamed gai lan, sauteed shrooms,onions and red pepper, slurp it was yummy!
You on lunch break yet?

[danger_dan]

ha ha I had lunch for breakfast at 10:30! It was a lean 2 oz turkey burger ( spicy chili style I made) with tons of steamed gai lan, sauteed shrooms,onions and red pepper, slurp it was yummy!
You on lunch break yet?

Were those doctor prescribed shrooms to help with your aches and pains? LoL

[walkonby]

I wish! I was prescribed sucky T-2's

[princesskimmi]

morning lasters - just about to make bacon n eggs for the kiddies with strawberries on the side

[walkonby]

hi kimmi!! Mmmm strawberries, we've been buying plenty!

[princesskimmi]

Me too - I have a honeydew melon I think is ripe now too I might cut up - New house is a 5 min walk from a farm market - with a working farm - so funny its smack dab in the middle of a huge residential area - They have been there forever!!