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[Tweetybird999]

Work work work...now to go get my security clearance...the fun.

[danger_dan]

Work work work...now to go get my security clearance...the fun.

*beep beep beep*...looks like you set the alarms off...i think you'll need a frisking Tweety

[Tweetybird999]

haha. Frisky is not something I"m usually called.

[Wendark]

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[Mmmme...]

Hey everyone.

I am still alive....

I have been very busy looking after my mom in Montreal, mostly on weekends!
Staying in touch with the drs and nurses at the hospital and I am thrilled to say
my mom is being released on Sunday and moving into a new assisted living apartment
across the road from where she was living before.
We are moving her furniture tomorrow.
I must say this has been exhausting mentally and physically though I would not have changed
anything I did for her. I am explaining to my daughter who will be 18 in Nov how important it is
to look after elderly parents....
WE did manage to take a much needed vacation 2nd to last week of August. We went on a fabulous
cruise through Alaska. We took many excursions walked and walked and even slept a few hours during the
day a few times.
We were on the Princess cruise line..... and my daughter had a blast with kids her own age.
We hardly saw her except foe the excursions.
The icebergs were amazing... and we took several hundred pictures most of them. We had a balcony
and the view was exceptional from there.

We are heading into Montreal tonight as the movers will be at my mom's early am.

I will see you guys later.

[heartgirl99]

welcome back, mmmme!

[danger_dan]

Hi Mmmme, welcome back.
Have a good time in Montreal with your mom.

[Tweetybird999]

RCMP say I'm very boring.

[danger_dan]

RCMP say I'm very boring.

they had to call in the RCMP to interview you?

[Tweetybird999]

No. I had to go get a security clearance from the RCMP.

[danger_dan]

No. I had to go get a security clearance from the RCMP.

oh, kk

[attitash]

Preaching to a Bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
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One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard.
A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment.
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They would all go up to the Smokies, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.
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Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches and has various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.
'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear.
And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.
So,I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.
The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
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Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.
He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip.
In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed,
'WELL brothers, you KNOW that WE don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear.
And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrassle.
We wrassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek.
So right quick-like, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul.
And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.'
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They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.
He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looks up and says, 'Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.'

[nessa23]

^ lol

[McSkier]

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[danger_dan]

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