BAN the above poster! 2

[rock lobster]

You're warning don't scare me, not one little bit
now you're banned for life , so in the naughty corner go sit.

[Andit]

Banned for life because I'm naughty?!
It's the cat beside me who is haughty!
And it's Lily dog who wants to French kiss ya!
So banned for a post or until we miss ya.

[rock lobster]

well rattle and roll
and bless my soul
this girl with the critter
is making me bitter
so banned you is and banned you'll be
until you comes and begs forgiveness... see?

[danger_dan]

banned for rhyming in this thread

[i_forget]

banned for spending too much time banning and not enough time working

[danger_dan]

banned for thinking i ever work at work...LoL

[Andit]

Banned for that very silly quirk
Of only pretending to work at work.

[rock lobster]

I tried once to work
but my forte was to shirk

who really is the jerk?
depends I guess on the perk

so off I flies with the Kirk


guess I banned myself...... can't even lurk!

[Andit]

You've banned yourself cause you can't lurk?
Everyone's a Silver Hero, everyone's a Captain Kirk
Now you've sent this girl's
Mind into a whirl
I'll ban myself too, so I can get back to work!

[danger_dan]

banned, see above.

[Andit]

"Banned, see above"?
That's hardly enough
So I'll issue a ban
Cause you're Danger Dan
And I'll call your dangerous bluff.

[rock lobster]

Dan ain't so dangerous as he seems
mostly he just sits and beams
to be a real most dangerous guy
ya's got to do stuff on the fly
so now he's gone and got his self banned
I pretty near tossed him in the can
so it's time for him to come fightin' back
you see why? cuz I didn't cut him nooo slack.

[Andit]

Well, white is white and black is black
And since you won't cut Dan any slack
I know you'll hold the applause
Cause, well, lobsters have claws
So I'll ban you just so you'll ban me back.

[salady]

banned for turning this into a rhyming thread

[heartgirl99]

banned for not enjoying the banter