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[hollyquaiscer]

[hollyquaiscer]

[attitash]

Good Psunday morning. Not happy that we are getting rain instead of snow.

[SillyLoocie]

[SillyLoocie]

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas can you hear the chimes?

For I think that Christmas is one of the bestest times,

What I love about Christmas is the thought that it invokes,

I wonder if Keith Richards will ask Santa for a pack of smokes,

Remember you’re required to say thoughtful things to others,

A time when everyone in the world are your sisters & your brothers,

But if you drink the spiked punch you just may loose your druthers,

I was going to get you KTel’s Fantastic Hits, but they were all sold out!

Then I thought about some velour jammies, so you could lounge about,

A bottle of wine is boring & so is a basket of cheese,

As when it comes to receiving desired gifts there are no guarantees,

& do you really think when Sleigh Bells ring people really listen?

Or is the best place you can be under the mistletoe a’kissin’

You may see lots of people getting a little too loaded,

& if they stuff themselves with foodies, they’re gonna feel all bloated,

So celebrate how you like to & embrace the Christmas jubilation,

& accept this personal greeting in lieu of monetary compensation.

[walkonby]

^^^

[i_forget]

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[attitash]

Today is, National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day!
Sometimes we forget how lucky we are just to have a roof over our heads and a home to come home to.
Look into helping out a local homeless shelter today, and look up and give thanks that you are blessed to have that roof.

[attitash]

Beware of older men - they only get wiser!
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?
'About 32,' is the reply.'

'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'

The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops at a milk bar on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'

Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.

It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?'The old man says,
'Promise you won't get mad?'
'I promise I won't' she says.
'I was behind you at McDonalds.'

[McSkier]

[attitash]

Good morning....disappointed in the current 10C temp. Not good for making snow! Kinda nice to cycle to w*rk in shorts though!

[walkonby]

I know it is coming soon.....Oh JOY!!

[McSkier]