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Where did spring, spring back to & when is it going to return?
Why did it make a quick appearance & why did it adjourn?
Although the birds are chirping & the crocuses are peeking thru,
To to glove & scarf wearing weather, it's time to bid adieu!
Maybe this is due to reasons that are purely metaphysical,
& if this weather was a song, it sure would not be lyrical,
Keep your parkas handy, cause it seems you never know,
Is it merely rain that is pending, or is it really going to snow?
All of this spring fever, was just sent to yank our chain,
For when it comes to weather, it's our vocation to complain!
So dress for the weather & suck it up cause that's all that we can do,
& I do think we're entitled to sunshine pending & I hope it lays in lieu.
:) :) :) :)
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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday After he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
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Good morning...another wet morning. Guess w*rking today is sort of ok.
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At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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ok posting my "anything"...over the past couple months I have dropped about 10lbs...and went from a 42" waiste to a 39.5" waiste...I still need to lose about 20 lbs to be at my ideal weight..and need to lose a few more inches...I exercise 5 days a week...2 times a day and on the weekends I walk up and down the stairs...12 flights. I don't eat after 8 pm..I find sipping on orange juice helps..
I know its not alot but every little bit helps and I am proud of what I accomplished..oh and I stopped eating chip...well almost...I have a small bowl maybe once a week as a treat..lol
thanks for lsitening.
I am at 26.6 on the bmi scale..so close to my ideal weight:)
