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There was a boy, whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.
They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives.
However, one day, he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his Mother and asked her what they were doing.
His Mother told him. "It's called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will die that very minute!"
On his 21st Birthday, he went out with some friends, who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town. She knew that he had never been kissed before.
When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted.
She asked him, "What are you afraid of? It won't hurt."
He replied, "My Mother said if I kiss a girl, I'll die that very minute!"
She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on, kiss me."
With that she gave him a hot kiss, square across the lips.
He began to cry, "Oh, no, I'm going to die."
She asked, "Why are you going to die?"
He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!"
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Good morning...the best way to start the day...clear a few inches of fresh powder from the driveway! Already done. Now off to w*rk...sigh
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"you can have her buried here in the holy land for $150
or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.
The husband thought about it and told the
undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him,
"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped
home when you could have a beautiful burial here,
and it would only cost $150????"
the husband replied,
"long ago, a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later, rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance!"
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me I am here....ooooo....look its me...why is no one looking...over here...
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Nothing like spicy meatballs in pineapple sauce with seasoned rice, to make me feel better.
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Good morning...nice crispy start to the day. Great day to hit the slopes!
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