BAN the above poster!!!

[Argo53]

Banned for quoting R Kelly without prior written consent

[GoJays]

banned for leaving the taps running

[frugal.tea]

Banned because I needed soft music to dance to

[momofkali]

banned for that traumatizing dancing thing

[waynethegolfer]

banned for pole dancing

[heartgirl99]

banned for not liking folk dances

[waynethegolfer]

banned for too much colour in your dancing clothes.

[heartgirl99]

banned for bland banning

[Chers1]

-banned for being to happy

[waynethegolfer]

banned for calling me a dwarf

[DaveP]

banned for not liking Bjork!

(reference to Dancer in the Dark, Bjork musical)

[heartgirl99]

banned for musical reference

[SillyLoocie]

I haven't been banned in such a very long time,
So that leaves me next in the banning line,
I simply must ban the entire lot of you,
Cause I can't think of anything better to do,
You're banned without cause, but that's just the way,
All of you banned just because it's what I say,
Banned for skipping breakfast; it's an important meal,
& some of you are banned for copping a feel,
Your banned for texting & turning off your phone,
& your also banned for leaving me in here alone,
Banned for wearing those jeans that fit so snug,
& banned if you once dated a guy named Doug,
Banning simply seems to be your only fate,
& you're also banned if you've dated a guy named Nate,
I'm waving the banning stick in your general direction,
& also banning you with mucho affection!

[frugal.tea]

Banned for synchronized banning

[Cuckoobird]

Banned because the dancers look so cool
Watching them dance makes me laugh like a fool