Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[dededi]

[Spartacus]

sorry to hear of your recent disability and glad that you’ve adapted to typing with your right foot.

No been typing with my tongue.

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends Happy sunny Monday

[dededi]

Mega Bullseye @ 11- not 48, but Reanne won $250.

[rock lobster]

Citizens ........ Alert!

After a prolonged 'dormant period' motorcycles
are awakening from their winter hibernations.
They can be extremely ornery during this process and
tend to spit out valves , pistons and other items from
their exhaust pipes.
Please leave a respectable distance during this process.
Thank-you in advance.

[the H team]

2pm bullseye guess - 43

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[the H team]

5pm bullseye guess - 65

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[The Jester]

No been typing with my tongue.

Such a gifted linguist(no I didn’t say cunning)

[The Jester]

Just spectacular Newfiescreech! The last time you shared a picture, the bay still had ice on it.

2 days ago!!

[rock lobster]

The U.S. IT SEEMS IS NOT SATISFIED WITH MESSING UP ONE WORLD.


A proposed new military branch would send US troops to guard the galaxy

(CNN)The year: 2019. The mission: Send combat forces into space to save the world from potential Star Wars.

The crew to get the job done: the United States Space Corps.
A Congressional committee is proposing that the US armed forces add a new military branch that would, quite literally, send soldiers out of this world.

The crew of real-life Buzz Lightyears is described in the National Defense Authorization Act, which is now headed to the full House for a vote.
There isn't usually anything extraordinary about the NDAA, which every year lays out military spending.
But this time, the House Armed Services Committee voted 60 to 1 in favor of a bill that would, among many other things, create the first new branch of the armed forces since the Air Force's founding in 1947.
Among the Space Corps' official duties, as established in the bill, would be "providing combat-ready space forces that enable the commanders of the combatant commands to fight and win wars."
The Space Corps would fall under the Air Force in the same way the Marine Corps does the Navy. The chief of staff of the Space Corps, a presidential appointee with a six-year term, would be on equal footing with the Air Force's chief of staff. Both would report to the Secretary of the Air Force.

[The Jester]

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."


The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up.






So, the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. Butunderstand that you have been married for over thirty years and this issomething you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now,she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"




"Yes I have," says the man.






"And has she helped you make a decision?"






"Yes," says the man.






"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

😎We're getting new granite counter tops!!!!

[The Jester]

A little girl asked her Mom,

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says,

"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?

I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and

dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,

"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time

round the block."

The little girl left .....and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the

block, so another dog is pushing her home."

[The Jester]

sorry about the length

A mouse looked through the crack in the wallto see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap! Retreating to the farmyard,the mouse proclaimed this warning :"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse,I can tell this is a grave concern to you,but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."The mouse turned to the pig and told him,"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said,"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,but there is nothing I can do about itbut pray.. Be assured you are in my prayers."The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you,but it's no skin off my nose."So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected,to face the farmer's mousetrap. . .. Alone... ..That very night a sound was heard throughout the house-- the soundOf a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it. It was a venomous snakewhose tail was caught in the trap.The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.When she returned home she still had a fever.Everyone knows you treat a feverwith fresh chicken soup.So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyardfor the soup's main ingredient: But his wife's sickness continued. Friends and neighborscame to sitwith heraround the clock.To feed them,the farmer butchered the pig. But, alas,the farmer's wife did not get well... She died. So many people came for her funeralthat the farmer had the cow slaughteredto provide enough meat for all of themfor the funeral luncheon. And the mouse looked upon it allfrom his crack in the wallwith great sadness.So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problemand you think it doesn't concern you,remember --- When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.We are all involved in this journey called life.We must keep an eye out for one anotherand make an extra effortto encourage one another.

[Wallie]

good morning

[the H team]

Sunny Tuesday to you, Q sters,
Looks like another nice day & warmer.

Raptors are out, Penguins are out & the Preds force a game 7 against the Jets.
The Lightning & the Capitals will meet in the semis & the Knights will play the winner of the Jets/Preds series. Go Winnipeg Go!