Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Babygirl1]

How to win some Fosters

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.



Steve falls off and is killed instantly.



As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."



Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."



Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.



Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"


"Steve's wife gave it to me,"



Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"



"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.



She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'



And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

[Babygirl1]

I am going on a trip .... can you guess where

[Babygirl1]

Here is a hint ...

[Babygirl1]

Free beer

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.


Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"


The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.


The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.


The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

[TO_Harley]

Be sure to watch past the Credits.

[mizzsazzyazz]

I am think of them both sending my positive vibes through the air waves. give her hugs from me

the poor girl's life has been like a soap lately. since august, she's been shot at, had her husband die, miscarried her twins, had her appendix burst & end up in sceptic shock, now she's got pneumonia & fading. my rodent's a mess she's been trying to help comfort her thru the loss of her husband & twins & now this.

[WolfDio]

Best out of 3?

[mizzsazzyazz]

WoW someone still awake with me. how you doing Wolfdio?

[user-id]

i'm hoping all you kind souls can find it in your heart to send positive thoughts & prayers for my rodent's best friend. she is hanging on by a thread right now, has coded twice, but has been brought back. rodent is so distraught.

OMG - Sending positive thoughts & prayers for your daughter's friend. And for your rodent as well!

[user-id]

[user-id]

ARTHUR CHRISTMAS - Official Trailer - In Theaters 11/23

http://youtu.be/7tk-WZSqIGQ

[user-id]

Happy Caturday! :3

[attitash]

Good morning Q sters...a few reps before cycling to work.

[rockit]

morning Q-sters
have a rockin Caturday

[crazyredneck]

happy caturday everyone, good luck with the calling for the trip, off to work