Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I've been in here already.?'

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old; Alzheimer's has its advantages.!

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

Feetfrown - this was posted eggs-actly with you in mind

[Knottythots]

Good morning and what a great start to a nice long weekend. Hope you all have a great one. Hope to get out on the boat a few times up to Lake Simcoe. Fix the motor trim with a $20 part, very happy. The party went well last night and they just wanted the basic Burgers and Hot Dogs cooked. Since all the work has been done the last few weeks all I have to do this weekend is enjoy. Hope you do too!
Mechman – congrats on win
Ecatt and Hteam – thank you for posting the pics.

[psells]

What has happened to journalism? Has speed compromised good old-fashioned fact-checking, or are some reporters simply lazy?

http://www.firefightingincanada.com/...view/12323/41/

[alohamom]

[QUOTE=rockit;4798491]morning Q-sters

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Man, I didnt realize I looked so good in this photo! LOVE ABFAB!

[psells]

Will never make the classic rock playlist.
Ask me if I care.
Linda's so cute here.
The perfect wife.
Supports her husband in
everything.

What ever happened to that other nice young man?

[alohamom]

Can you tell I'm waiting for someone?
Someone's who's late?
Someone who should have been
here a half-hour ago.
Some female someone who aggravates me?
Can you tell I'm getting impatient?
Annoyed?
Angry?
Jumping up and down , mad.
No?
Good.
Never mind.

OMG-IKR? That darn Loocie is always late and she drives me nuts too!
(Sorry Loocie-all part of my master plan-muahahaha! Being an evil nemesis is soooo much fun)

[alohamom]

Your so vain
You probably think this post is about you
Your so vaaaiin
You probably think this post is about you
Dont you, dont you

[22hicks]

Just got the all clear to drive

Great day 2 go topless

[heartgirl99]

good afternoon, qt's hope everyone's gearing up for a great long weekend!Happy Canada Day!

[psells]

I think I am going to go into business on the Orion colony, dealing in green animal women.

[alohamom]

I think I am going to go into business on the Orion colony, dealing in green animal women.

Good luck with this new venture-live long and prosper

[SillyLoocie]

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Too bad none of you guests qualify to be served up an early Canada Day treat......More for the three of us though.

[The Jester]

Thought you could sneak a smoke behind my back eh - busted!